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I ain’t gon lie, I want an audition for the new Glee 😋
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I’m up
🚨 A ‘GLEE’ revival has been officially ordered at Disney+ and Hulu. No cast members are currently announced to return.
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Got my battery replaced in my phone today. Thanks Apple Care lol
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some people come into your life to teach you that your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.
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This Jalen Hurts situation is a prime example of your job not giving a fuck about you.
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If ion tech my kids nun else, I betchu imma teach them to wash their hands after they use the bathroom🫪
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So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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This Jalen Hurts story got me like 🫪 Particularly because two years ago a man literally died next to me on a flight to LA from Japan from blood clots that sent him into cardiac arrest. The Eagles org is trippin. And that’s an understatement.
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Focus on where the love is, as opposed to where it is not.
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Every time I get some coffee from Starbucks, I be like “ew wth”
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Incoming wire transfer is my favorite type of notification lmao
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I be using everything as a bookmark. Receipts, expired SAG cards, boarding passes, show credentials lmao
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i love that i’ve reached a point where i don’t feel like i’m missing out on anything. i can stay home on a saturday, put my phone down & enjoy my own little routine without wondering what everybody else got going on. i’m genuinely happy in my own world.
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Not knowing what’s going on because you’re genuinely uninterested in people’s business is one of the most peaceful ways to live.
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me not acknowledging you IS me being respectful 😭 me being quiet IS me being respectful. cause baby if i actually say what’s on my mind, you gone HATE ME.
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When skill and talent was mandatory
This is how Disney animations were made before computers.
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Your appearance is literally a business card.
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Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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I think my short fuse and intolerance for disrespect stems from the fact that I just do not disrespect ppl, so I am absolutely floored when ppl try me. My immediate reaction is that you must hate my guts or be evil
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Lack of curiosity is a sign of low intelligence. Less assumptions, more questions.
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