Ketchup chip lover. Ultimate Eating Machine.

Joined December 2007
The rule of 3. I know of at least one recently turned 80 yr old to complete the trifecta that will ease the pain of losing (D)olly & (T)im.
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Collin Ng retweeted
Tossing giant mentos into a massive cocke bottle😱
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Had my performance review yesterday. Boss: "How would you rate your performance in 2025?" Me: "THE DOW IS 50,000!!!!!" Guess who just became the CEO.
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When I say I want to discuss US politics, I’m referring EXCLUSIVELY to Pussy Cum On Tatas.
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I'm pretty sure when they wrote Project 2025, they meant for it to START in 2025, not be done by 2025. I'm on the exact opposite of the political spectrum, but i can't help but be impressed by the speed of this authoritarian takeover.
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Yo @ABCNetwork & @CBS has an opportunity to do something really funny.
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If I sign up for cable right now, will I be able to watch the Tonight’s episode of @colbertlateshow? I have a feeling @StephenAtHome is gonna go offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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This morning, my 5 yr old asked for the @F1 theme song to be his morning pump up music during his breakfast. When the song ended, the 2 yr old said “more this song”. To which the older reminded him to say “please”. I peaked as a parent. I’m done here.
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Can someone smarter than me explain to me why PP is leaning further into the Trump rhetoric when the country made it pretty clear that many/most of us is not about it? Don’t you want to steer back to the centre to convince the undecided right leaning centrist?
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if anyone at @redbullracing is listening, can i get a couple of paddock passes to the @F1GPCanada if I can convince my company to implement @NetSuite.
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on this Easter, I'm able to use 5 eggs to make 2 omlettes for my two kids that i'll most likely end up throwing away and our neighbours had spared dyed eggs to give us. Am i part of the oligarch or are we just.....Canadians?
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The tariffs talk between Trump and China is this......but we're the ones getting the detention.
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Using @pocketpills to get your medication is basically like treating cancer with essential oil. Some of their delivery partners must not realize that they’re delivering MEDICATION.
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Hello Jays Fans!!! Happy Opening Day!!! We're back for another year of keeping you up to date on whether the dome is open. If you're only on this app for this content, you can find us at bsky.app/profile/isthedomeop…. Way less Roman Salutes over there. Stay tuned for today's game
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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We keep talking about Carney and Freeland’s views on carbon tax, but what does McDavid has to say about that? Does he have a plan on dealing with Trump’s tariffs? #McDavid2025 unless he’s #MapleMAGA, if so, he can fuck right off.
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