i am actually a lil green army man. . . . . . still deciding what to do next

Sunny Surrey
Joined March 2010
Hey @FedExEurope @FedExHelp Why do I have a notification to say you tried to deliver my parcel, but you definitely never did. No delivery note, and the picture is of a random junction, not near my house
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Hey @ASOS_UK You sent the wrong item and now because I’m returning it you want to charge me the postage because that’s your new policy because I’m not keeping £15 worth of the order - that you messed up!!
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Hey @adidasUK and @SportsDirectUK I got these boots on 30th of September, I play once or twice a week. Got a hole already?! (The other boot has a tear in same spot, I clean and dry them after every session)
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Well done @Vitality_UK I think this wins an award for most pointless mail. Life insurance is cracking tho 👍🏼 I’m off to Nero for a free barista beverage
Hello @RoyalMail - my parcel got stuck in a loop for 11 days and only still isn’t because I went to go pick it up from the delivery office! Thanks @KrakenRumUK for my prize, v tasty! shame they were late and a bit beaten.
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Hey @YodelOnline first your driver said he attempted a delivery and I wasn’t it. It’s lockdown we are all in. And now my tracking hasn’t updated since Friday! When I said just leave it on my porch. Where is my parcel!
Hey @UPS how does it take a parcel and logistics company over 24 hours to locate a parcel? I would of though in this day and age you would always know. . . . .
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It shouldn’t take 8 days for you to deliver it! Never mind just find where it is!
Hey @UPS where is my parcel not been scanned since the 30th and we are well past the expected delivery on lunchtime yesterday!
I got 16 out of 16! How well do you know Daniel Ricciardo? mclaren.com/racing/team/dani… @McLarenF1
Hey @DVLAgovuk I sold a car in Feb and still haven’t received a cheque for the road tax refund? Is this just because of delays?
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Hey @Hermesparcels where are my parcels! The tracker doesn’t make sense and the automated phone doesn’t recognise my tracking number! How do I speak to a real person?? #customercare #lacking
Hey @DVLAgovuk I sold my car at the beginning of the year and have yet to receive my road tax refund?? You acknowledged it on 8/2/20 but no refund as yet?
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Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. tunnelbear.com/twitter
Hey @kiergroup is there a reason you won’t reply to my emails?
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Hey @Weberbarbecues at the garden centre always browse the @webergrills section see what I can pick up for mine and spotted this little bad boy! 😮 #want but I can’t see it anywhere on the shelf or your site! How do I find a safe place for my grilling hydration?
Hey @SkyUK my internet has completely dropped out three times this weekend #threeisthemagicnumber #notcool #serviceissues
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Hey @SkyUK why is my fibre internet sooooo slow - also the ‘fix a problem’ page on the #mysky app has a problem #skynews
Hey @sky what’s up with this?! I’m paying for fibre! #notcool #sky #skyfibre #wherestgeinternetgone