if you’re gonna ice me like a toaster strudel, you better hit me with that zig zag 🤷♂️💕@h0neybs💕
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Brandon retweeted
Nebraska tried to warn everyone, but nobody would listen. Look where we are now. Longhorn Network is to blame for kicking the snowball down the mountain 🤷🏻♂️
Brandon retweeted
Saturday: We are cursed. We may never win another game the rest of my life.
Sunday: Everything hurts and I'm dying
Sunday Night: I mean we did play pretty well
Monday: I guess we did control most of the game against the defending champs
Tuesday: If we beat Oregon we are right back in the CFB Playoff hunt
Brandon retweeted
Anthony Colandrea is what we have been missing. Absolute dog. I won’t stop saying how much I love this dude
Brandon retweeted
Just so we're clear, there is absolutely zero reasons that Nebraska losing to Michigan St is excusable.
Nebraska has to win on Saturday.
Brandon retweeted
every major college football conference has a team with a Black & Gold color scheme that no one gives a fuck about
Brandon retweeted
February: “I miss college football”
March: “I miss college football”
April: “I miss college football”
May: “I miss college football”
June: “I miss college football”
July: “I miss college football”
August: “I miss college football”
September: “fuck this team”
Brandon retweeted
has anybody thought about what happens if we start 5-0 and then top 5 Indiana comes to town and Colandrea puts on a "Johnny Manziel vs Alabama" type performance and we upset them for our 1st ranked win since 2016 and then we go to Oregon and carry the momentum and upset them too while Raiola doesn't play because he is off exploring in the trees because he is 3rd string and hates cornfields so then we are top 5 and 7-0 and starting to book tickets to the CFB Playoff?
No? Just me? Alright k cool.
