@bwarnock

corporate witch

 Salt Lake City
ismercuryinretrograde.com
Joined December 2008
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Well now I’m depressed and must retire to my bed with pharmaceutical aid.
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Mitali@mmodi9313 Mar 2025
Tim Walz is currently an elected official. Kamala Harris is a private citizen who had a plan to save this country, but y’all told to go away. So she did. Hope that helps!
ettingermentum
@ettingermentum13 Mar 2025
By far the most appealing thing about Walz is him constantly apologizing on live TV for losing while Kamala has spent the last six months at awards shows and broadway plays.
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Sure it’s nice that the sun is out later, but now I’m waking up in the dark again!!! Morning should be bright, nighttime is for night. End this madness!!!
bdub (taylor’s version)@bwarnock25 Oct 2024
Everyone talks about when the sun sets too early but nobody talks about when it rises too late. 7:50 a.m. for sunrise is untenable.
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The recall email feature in Outlook should be a HUGE RED BUTTON
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Pop Base
@PopBase8 Mar 2025
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Ryan Shead
@RyanShead9 Mar 2025
Did you know President Donald Trump has more rape allegations than the NCAA has Transgender athletes?
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Amy Pookheimer@baldheimer9 Mar 2025
Pop Base
@PopBase8 Mar 2025
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Pam: “now why am in it?”
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tiff@disney_186 Mar 2025
I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good
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Gibson Johns
@gibsonoma7 Mar 2025
Alexa, play "Bet On It" by Troy Bolton 🎶 #TheTraitorsUS
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Laura- destiny@dxstinyy0019 Feb 2025
The night before your day off >>>>
Stella
@skyrocketstella17 Feb 2025
One of the best feelings?
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This tweet is getting piled on already (rightfully so) but I will add to the pile. HUH???? Bro she tried to become president and was brutally rebuffed. What exactly is she supposed to do now? If there’s anyone to blame aside from voters it’s the rest of the Democratic Party.
Jack Hopkins
@thejackhopkins19 Feb 2025
.@KamalaHarris Where. The. Fuck. Are. You? You might not have noticed…but the Goddamn nation is burning down.
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Mind you it’s like day 28
Brian Schatz
@brianschatz18 Feb 2025
Eggs and coffee around 20 percent more expensive. Airplanes crashing. Mass layoffs. Tariffs. Data breaches. Shutting down energy projects. Letting food and medicine rot. Either they are really shitty at helping you, or you are not the one they want to help.
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Gibson Johns
@gibsonoma12 Feb 2025
Perfection. #RHOSLC
Watch What Happens Live!
@BravoWWHL12 Feb 2025
🚨Clubhouse Playhouse🚨 ICONIC women of SNL tackle the legendary bus scene from #RHOSLC
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This is who ya’ll booing and beefing with
Pop Crave
@PopCrave12 Feb 2025
Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.
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Alex Cole
@acnewsitics11 Feb 2025
The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.
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Jeremiah Johnson 🌐
@JeremiahDJohns10 Feb 2025
I could swear the Bible had something about this
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
@patriottakes10 Feb 2025
At Mar-a-Lago, a bizarre, golden-hoofed goat idol is on display. The idol is wrapped in Trump $100 bills that say, “In Trump we Trust,” replacing God with Trump. The idols’ base says, “I love you” along with Trump’s signature.
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Tristan Snell
@TristanSnell10 Feb 2025
Why is Trump the first sitting president to attend a Super Bowl? Because all the presidents before him realized it would be extraordinarily wasteful to spend 15-20 MILLION of our taxpayer dollars to go in person.
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Guys like this are now running the federal government
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trash jones@jzux10 Feb 2025
imagine getting your life ruined by a cutie patootie
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Cool Breeze 🖤🥑@Maine_Char3 Feb 2025
He really got bodied by a cutie patootie. Look at this face
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