it's like no one wants to be silly anymore

toronto
Joined September 2018
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remember to reward urself!!!! 5 minutes of work =5hours jerking off.
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Hamzah looks legit as fuck in hers
hamzah and martin cosplaying as katieb and vanillamace while showing love to them lmao i’m crying
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First day wearing a new jacket and immediately got outmogged by someone else
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Russian spies:
poutine really is king wow
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Someone unfollowed me so I just spent like 10 minutes scrolling unliking every one of their posts
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they're the funniest duo I'm crying 😭😭
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He needs to wrestle me indie ass
obsessed with this indie wrestler i found on ig
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These people are AI to me
A college gymnast and a CrossFit athlete and their relationship started with a very quiet soft launch. Michigan gymnast Charlie Larson first teased that he had a boyfriend before eventually introducing Matthew publicly. Matthew is also a Michigan athlete, working in CrossFit and competing with the university’s cheer team. (OutSports) Larson described him as a support system he never knew he needed. I like this one because it isn’t two celebrities from the same world. They’re both athletes, but in completely different disciplines and somehow found each other on the same campus. Sometimes your biggest support system isn’t your teammate. It’s the person waiting for you after the competition.
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you just met uncle pussy
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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Just saw my Screen Time recap and Find My is in my top 3 #monitoringspirit
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“Babymorroco endings” read that again for me
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Ngl I can’t even do the start of Covid trend cus I went thru psychosis back in 2022 that made me delete my entire iCloud library. That’s also when I started going to the gym (unrelated)
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I am essentially four years old
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the bob tucked under the gag... it's a serve
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YOOOOOOO
GTA VI’s entire original score was composed by French electronic duo Justice 🚨
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before any job interview i tell myself it’s just a fucking ki and i feel everything just loosen up a bit. we’re literally just having a conversation about my literally favorite topic (Me!!!) and it gets me so relaxed i could fart
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got the what
My dad spoke about how Filipinas got “the toad disease” but I wonder if it’s not just some sort of insane thyroid issue brought on by their weird diet.
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if you told me this is in markham i would believe you
the final boss of canada
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jeremiah retweeted
whoever cries the loudest at my funeral gets my steam account
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Brother is in psychosis rn
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