@butterwolf

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Joined March 2009
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THERE ARE 35 ANIMALS ( 9 CATS & 26 DOGS) AT RISK FOR SATURDAY 02/15/25 DEADLINE IS NOON. PLEASE SHARE, FOSTER, ADOPT, TAG FRIENDS, POST TO SOCIAL MEDIA SITES, PLEDGE TO HELP SAVE THEIR LIVES. NEW PHOTOS. newhope.shelterbuddy.com/ani…
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Thank you to @butterwolf for having me memorialize Luigi. Means a lot to have that honor.
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You couldn't make Taxi Driver today. We solved loneliness with the computer
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patrick@redford29 Apr 2020
What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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text: are you busy? me: [in the middle of pausing a show to zoom in on a character’s computer and read their emails] yeah but go ahead
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running a brand account is just spinning a wheel and tweeting "mr. peanut understood the assignment" and not being able to make eye contact with yourself in the mirror at night
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I asked if I could leave work early today because if I didn’t I was going to become the joker. they said okay
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Still thinking about this contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, fighting for his life, having never heard of movies. Used all his lifelines on these two questions. You spend all that time studying and look where it gets you. Watch a movie, kids. Namaste
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Oh you want to be a millionaire? maybe you should’ve glanced at a poster one time
Elisa Granato@Prokaryota8 Oct 2021
Drop a picture of your pet that looks like an album cover
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Halloween is on AMC and when that one couple is making out on the couch the camera pans to reveal Michael Meyers standing there as the score crescendoes and it cut to a commercial break so it just looked like Michael found out he was being cheated on
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i live in fucking delaware don’t romanticize this shit
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you’re in her DMs, I’m squirming and sloshing around in my synthetic goo pod back in the real world. we are exactly the same
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I love when the weight of my groceries rip through the paper bags and onto the busy parking lot. Every individual sacrifice we make helps save the planet. I’m so glad the ocean isn’t on fire
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