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Just a silly little rascal on the internet. @buttdetective.bsky.social South Philly bay-beeee

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Congrats to Sequoyah High School golfer Beans Factor, who has committed to Manhattan University, a private Division I university located in the Bronx.
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A CompuServe ad from the August 1988 issue of OMNI magazine.
A man in a business suit sits in mid air, floating several feet above a barren landscape. A boxy desktop computer floats in front of him, with a cable running upwards from it to connect to a huge purple floating rectangle of computer parts extending infinitely away. Text underneath says: Connect Your Computer To A Higher Intelligence.

ALT A man in a business suit sits in mid air, floating several feet above a barren landscape. A boxy desktop computer floats in front of him, with a cable running upwards from it to connect to a huge purple floating rectangle of computer parts extending infinitely away. Text underneath says: Connect Your Computer To A Higher Intelligence.

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congratulations user "dudewithtude42" on making the only intentionally funny post on any rpg reddit in years
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Mets'd Up Podcast
@MetsdUp29 Mar 2024
Mets veteran of the game Seymour Weiner
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 6,1956
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Love the covers I'm seeing. /sincere
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Fandango Nosferatu rat upsell
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Henry Ford watching their intern tweet out “Fuck Israel”
Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital30 Dec 2024
Ford social media intern from Dearborn, Michigan forgot to switch accounts…
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We got a lot of followers by having Shadow and Chug be gay... But I still want more. What else do people want to see online? I'm ready to sell out.
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I got a breast reduction. #comic #garfield
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Replying to @boidscomic @daveexplosm
too easy
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grand vizier chat (secret)
guy named balls@bobsredmilf31 May 2024
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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Gretta pulpcovers.com/gretta-1962/ # Covers, Babes, James Avati, Legs, Paperback
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I love that the Chinese Elon Musk impersonator can barely speak a word of English, just like the real Elon Musk
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New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark
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