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No. This is in fact why Xtianity was always much more popular among non-Jews than Jews, because his story is very much *not* a good fit for any standard version of Jewish messianic fulfillment.
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One of the more unfortunate consequences of poptimism is that people now expect everything to sound really high-budget and "professional". Like I came up on Guided By Voices and shit, to me this is what indie music is supposed to sound like
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can somebody send me some fireflies to breed or something, I want to fix this
🚨: Fireflies are disappearing so fast that scientists think we are the last generation to see them.
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Some firefly species face declines from habitat loss, light pollution and pesticides, but experts state we are not the last generation to see fireflies as common resilient species will persist.
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there’s nothing wrong with not liking penises as a lesbian, having genital preferences is not transphobic. however my problem is her saying that it makes her more gay by being disgusted with them. which implies lesbians attracted to trans women are less gay. which isn’t true.
Jason Alexander says he feared visiting Palestine as a Jew until 10 Palestinians protected him during an Israeli army raid in Ramallah
“How much of a risk would I be taking as an American Jew walking into Palestinian cities? And Mohammed said, ‘The greatest dishonor that could happen to a religious Muslim is to allow harm to come to an invited guest’”
“And he said, ‘Jason, if they had to, they’ll take a bullet for you.’ And what was so interesting about that trip is, we were having lunch in Ramallah with a bunch of actors and artists at a sort of outdoor restaurant”
“And the Israeli army was conducting a raid on a bank that they thought had terrorist ties a couple blocks away. And they must have, to announce themselves, just shot into the air. And I remember 10 of those guys at the table surrounding me. And I went, ‘Oh my God, he wasn’t kidding. They’re not going to let me get hurt’”
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you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
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This heresy, the pre-existence of souls, was condemned in the Second Council of Constantinople (AD 553)
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Kurt Vonnegut speaks of friction
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Reminder not having a long commute is one of the biggest life upgrades. You never normalize against this, like you would a very good or very bad event (the commuting paradox, described in the Scandinavian Journal of Economics). Moving closer to work or going remote is worth it
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Glad liberals are finally coming around on the idea that you don't actually *have* to vote for a democrat if they flagrantly violate your basic moral principles
For me, the only dignified choice is to leave the Senate race blank—an undervote representing a rejection of ideological absolutism. This makes me no less a Democrat. I refuse to be complicit in excusing or accepting extremism to beat extremism. The madness has to stop somewhere.
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cops also love to gas the front of a march/crowd and then when people flee, lob gas over and ahead of them so that they gulp in lungs full of it as they run. awful people become cops.
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hitting the vape while it’s plugged in to the charger. yeah i’m vaping the Wall
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one of the owners of the company i work for brought up using AI to create marketing and I had to note that there is a subset of the population that is very put off by AI ads, while almost no such subset exists for ads created by people. why drive off potential customers?
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across the USA homeowners are asking why they can't be interred in their homes after death, accompanied by a ritually sacrificed doordasher and favorite appliances, the entire property set ablaze. "what 'gas lines'?" asks one "if i'm not alive, does the subdivision even exist?"
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?”
Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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I love how basically every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.
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the President targeting a sitting member of the opposition party for arrest and deportation three weeks before the midterms would normally be a major story but it was ignored entirely by all four Sunday shows yesterday because the target is The Wrong Race, Religion and Ideology.




































