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I’m ready to report for duty! 🫡💅🏻
the MAGA core might not like this but it's clear that what they need at press secretary is the most evil gay guy they can find
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Elite: A, C, H Fine: B Meh: E,G Back in box after a bite: D, F, I
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Today’s certified Yacht Rock song of the day: Steely Dan Saturday!! Rikki Don’t Lose That Number Steely Dan 1974 Yachtski scale score 55.25 My score 65 Historians believe this is the first recorded Yacht Rock song…and by historians I mean me..
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Ok. I'd actually watch the news if this happened.
Hey I’m not technically open for a job because I have one already…. butttttttt… I’d jump to serve POTUS as press secretary in a heart beat. Just saying
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Why are people writing dissertations on X? I'm not reading half of that.
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In 1992, Sweetheart Cup Company introduced the iconic teal-and-purple ‘Jazz’ pattern on disposable cups. Designed by Gina Ekiss, it became one of the most recognizable tableware designs of the ’90s. Later continued under Solo, it remains a nostalgic favorite
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Rita Moreno performed “Fever” with Animal on The Muppet Show (1976) — a comedic performance that earned her an Emmy Award.
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Friday’s certified essential Yacht Rock song of the day: I Keep Forgettin (Every Time You’re Near) Michael McDonald 1982 Yachtski scale score: 98.5 My score: 100 Not only my favorite Yacht Rock song ever, but my favorite song ever. The studio credits are all-star caliber with Jeff Porcaro, Steve Lukather, Greg Phillingaines, Louis Johnson and Maureen McDonald
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The USC band breaking out "Sunshine of Your Love" from 1967 would be like the band rocking out to Fred Astair's "Cheek to Cheek" when I was in school. 😮🤔😆⏰
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I know, can you believe somebody with no charm or talent is famous
Pete Davidson mocks social media influencers who “do nothing” and make “$40 million a year”: “Does no one else see how f*cking insane and lame this is?” youtu.be/zsxE2oQgXcg
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I will vote against any politician whose team texts me. FU
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My unofficial theme song
No auto tune needed … just wow.
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This movie scared the crap out of me
🎬 ‘When a Stranger Calls’ starring Charles Durning and Carol Kane opened in theaters 47 years ago, September 28, 1979
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Great News! Waffle House Co contacted Etsy and my Waffle House Prints are back for sale! They are Literally the best company in America. Also check out my clearance prices on original art. etsy.com/shop/MattDawsonArt
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If you had told me when I was in high school in the 1990s that someday the lead singer of Jars of Clay would say “I’m no longer sure who God is” and the lead singer of Smashing Pumpkins would say “Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior” I would have spit out my Slim Fast and stained my flannel shirt
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Today is the 21st of September.
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There is no coherent way to have a reasonable public conversation about AI safety because it involves technical topics that the public doesn't understand mixed with moral philosophy the public doesn't understand
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I do.
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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Ladies if you don't stop giving money to these men.... – at Fort Lee, NJ
Wealthy NYC 'Roblox' widow claims male escort scammed her out of $6M: 'Svengali-like control' trib.al/OfnNd14
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