A Bus Driver of 26 years. Things happen on buses... weird and wonderful. My moustache is magnificent.
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As drive this bus through the winding streets, a fragrance lingers in my mustache and I think...
Milk is really weird.🐄🍼🥛
#FridayThoughts #buslife #beardedbeauties #milk #dairyfree
For the record, it's not okay to spit on a bus driver. It's not okay to spit on anyone. Use your words, not your fluids.
#busdriverlife #FridayThoughts
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A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight
Flock of Seagulls is short a few band members. Damn that's a lot of feathers 😬🥺
#busdriverlife #deadseagull #dayofmourning #guilty #FridayMotivation #FridayThoughts
Too much COFFEE is a bus drivers worst nightmare!!!🚽🚻
#busdrivernightmare #BlackFriday #MakeItStop #gottapee
A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight
Bus Overheards retweeted
This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter
#busdriverlife
#publictransit
#naturalselection
This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter
#busdriverlife
#publictransit
#naturalselection
Bus Overheards retweeted
Watch as this human sleeps in his natural environment. 👀
#freesleep
#FridayFeeling
#ActOnClimate
#publictransit
Bus Overheards retweeted
How to ride a bus:
1. Pay fare
2. Sit down
3. Shut up
Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus.
#buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate
Bus Overheards retweeted
If my bus driving scares you, I've succeeded today.
#buslife #FridayThoughts
How to ride a bus:
1. Pay fare
2. Sit down
3. Shut up
Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus.
#buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate
Skater Dude: Why are you late?
Me: Why are you dressed like a farmer?
Skater Dude: They are overalls. Why are you late? I'm late for work.
Me: They look uncomfortable.
SkaterDude: Nevermind 😡
#forthewin
#FridayNight
#buslife
I kissed a curb and I liked it.
However
My passengers did not.
#buslife #halloween2019
My beard smells of coffee and my bus smells of alcohol and bad life decisions. Hold on and shut up, we are gonna be on time folks.
#buslife #halloween2019 #Halloween