🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 Solana storyteller & meme alpha 🫡 No paid shills. Raw trenches only. Memes, discipline & scam hunting.
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* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
The Size That Survived
Two degens
entered the same warzone.
Same tracked wallets.
Same dead narratives.
Same week of silence.
One sized
what he could lose
and still sleep.
The other sized
what he hoped
would save him.
Only one
was still holding
when the noise returned.
The Bushman said:
“The market
did not pick a winner.
The size
did.”
Moral:
Risk management is not a personality trait. It is a number you decide before the warzone starts. Everything after that is just noise.
WAGMI (for those who decide the number first).🎯
* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
The Real Warzone
A degen lost fifty thousand in a week.
Tracked wallets.
Dead narratives.
Retail never came.
He declared the game rigged
and the space toxic
and himself finished.
The Bushman said:
“The warzone is real.
The tracked wallets are real.
The part that kept buying
after the third, fourth, fifth loss
was also real.
And that part
had no stop.”
Moral:
The market can be a warzone. Your size does not have to be. Most of the damage is not the smart money. It is the refusal to walk away when the plan is already broken.
WAGMI (for those who size before they enter).🎯
* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
Four Minutes
He screenshotted the vow.
Never gonna let this die.
He almost replied
with a fire emoji
like a parishioner.
Then he checked the wallet
before the emoji.
The wallet
had already left the church.
The Bushman said:
“Four minutes
is enough time
to become exit liquidity
and still feel early.”
Moral:
The delay between the vow and the sell is the whole scam. If you clap in that window, you bought the commercial.
WAGMI (for those who check before they clap).🎯
* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
Never Gonna Let This Die
A KOL wrote the sentence
like a vow.
Never.
Gonna.
Let this die.
The chart was still breathing.
His wallet
had already filed
the death certificate.
Four minutes.
Maybe six.
The vow
was a distribution post
with better branding.
The Bushman said:
“Never
is a very short word
when the bid
is thick.”
Moral:
If a man can promise forever and sell before the tweet finishes circulating, forever was the product. You were the customer.
WAGMI (for those who don’t buy forever).🎯
* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
The Consulting
After consulting
and deliberating
with the community
we have decided
to relaunch.
The community
had not been consulted.
The community
had been farmed.
The deliberation
was a wallet
getting hungry again.
The Bushman laughed
until it hurt.
“That is not governance.
That is the chef
asking the meal
if it would like
to be served again.”
Moral:
A relaunch after a rug is not a second chance. It is the same menu with the lights dimmed. If they need your supply to ‘make it back,’ you are the ingredient.
WAGMI (for those who decline the reservation).🎯
* 🚨 BUSH ALERT 🚨 *
From The Book of Bushman
Fool Me Thrice
First time.
Chads. Tek. 60k. Rug.
Second time.
ETA. Strong team. 40k. Rug.
Third time.
Relaunch. Community decision. Rug.
Then a new chat name
and a fresh batch
of people
who had not seen
the first three acts.
The Bushman said:
“The saying is shame on you.
The trenches version
is shame on the group chat
that still has the buy button open.”
Moral:
Three endings is not bad luck. It is a business model. A fourth invite is not an opportunity. It is a mailing list.
WAGMI (for those who unsubscribe).🎯
