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Summit County, CO
Joined December 2012
Whenever I see other michiganders throwing away their cans
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I thought this was Kyle Gordon at first
Worldpeace DMT covering Joni / Lex Walton covering The Replacements
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Most miles biked at once. Definitely a tough one
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Cute neighbor is out of town. What’s even the point on going on runs or bike rides
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Couple concerts tickets bought, a fish fry planned, a Halloween party; we’re going to get through this October
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My legs hurt from running and biking, however I would like to continue running and biking
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Cute neighbor saw me finishing my run today
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Bought a bike to keep at my parents house and my dad was shocked that it A) cost $400 and B) didn’t even have a kick stand
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On the road again visiting some of the most bullshit d tier cities you’ve ever heard of
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Can I get sucked off as a treat now
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I’ve been off twitter and on Strava this summer
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Being a man is just perpetually missing 5-6 girls that left your life for things that were 100% your fault and 100% avoidable
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Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.
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Mike Oxlong retweeted
Paul F. Tompkins and Scott Aukerman recording the funniest moments in podcasting of all time (2009-present):
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Just got told it’s nice to see another elder emo at the free throw show
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Received confirmation that I’m going to be a raft guide this summer
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Trying to buy a desk off of marketplace but no one is responding to my messages or flakes when I want to come pick it up
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Somehow these guys are making San Francisco even gayer
I moved to SF a month ago. Something shifted immediately. These are sacred grounds. The energy of the people who built the internet, who built the infrastructure that lets one guy with no employees build a platform, a movement, you can feel it. I barely go out. Barely date. Don’t do conferences or investor dinners. I just sit in friends’ offices with engineers and build. It’s not networking. It’s something in the air. Thank you San Francisco. Thank you ancestors. We’re so back.
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Mike Oxlong retweeted
I moved to SF a month ago. Something shifted immediately. These are sacred grounds. The energy of the people who built the internet, who built the infrastructure that lets one guy with no employees build a platform, a movement, you can feel it. I barely go out. Barely date. Don’t do conferences or investor dinners. I just sit in friends’ offices with engineers and build. It’s not networking. It’s something in the air. Thank you San Francisco. Thank you ancestors. We’re so back.
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Hinge and tinder aren’t working I’m downloading Strava again
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That time of the year where tours will be in Michigan while I’m in Colorado and vice versa 😬
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