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I am a nature writer, who is also a maverick cook and enjoys the odd single malt whisky. In my book, even a flea has a place in the grand scheme of things.

I reside in East Anglia.
Joined April 2012
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On the seventh day of Foxmas , another fox up high: a snowy shed roof must be a comfy spot to lie . . . Thank you Alan Seaton #FoxOfTheDay
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
Three reasons to avoid cutting back dead stems and seed heads this winter: 🐞 hollow stems provide homes for hibernating insects, such as lacewings and ladybirds 🌻 birds feed on seed heads like teasel, sunflowers and thistles ❄️ they look good when dusted with frost or snow!
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Tomorrow, KGB meets KFC.
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
I want to speak honestly and frankly about something that almost everybody in British politics is too frightened to even brush past: the growing influence of Islam in Britain, and what that means for our culture, our laws and most importantly - our future. We have to look at the reality of what is happening at a societal level, and the way in which a political and cultural ideology is shaping large parts of our country. Britain was built on a strong Christian moral foundation. Our freedoms, our laws, our institutions - they are all rooted in that heritage. What we are seeing today is something very different. Entire areas where British culture has been pushed aside. Parallel systems of law and authority operating quietly, although increasingly loudly, in the shadows. Fear and intimidation silencing criticism, even in Parliament and the media. It’s not even multiculturalism in many areas of Britain, there is one culture - Islam. Sharia law roles being openly advertised on Government platforms, 85 Sharia courts operating around the country, millions of animals brutally butchered alive. All to avoid offending Muslims? I don’t care about that. This is Britain. We do things a certain way. We must not change that to appease one religion. When elected politicians are afraid to speak the truth about the rape gangs because they fear being accused of ‘Islamophobia’, that tells you that something is profoundly wrong. Local councils and police pathetically bend over backwards to avoid upsetting ‘community leaders’. This attitude helped to enable the mass rape of thousands and thousands of white British girls, mainly by gangs of Pakistani Muslim men in towns and cities all across the UK. If we had the courage to confront these facts then, it would not have happened on such a vast scale. I promise you that. I am deeply concerned that we are sleepwalking into a future where our own culture and laws are gradually eroded, not through a sudden revolution, but drip by drip through cowardice, appeasement, and political convenience. The growth of the Muslim population means on current trajectory - this is a question of when, not if. Look at how part of England have changed already, in just a few decades. Rochdale, Bradford, Luton, large parts of East London. I could go on. The Government’s entire approach to Gaza is driven by a desperate attempt to cling on to the Muslim vote in dozens and dozens of these constituencies. The agenda is being driven by an organised, religiously-driven bloc vote. That's just a fact. Starmer will evidently do nothing. Farage talks of an inevitable loss if we alienate Islam, he doesn’t even believe halal slaughter should be prohibited. It's weak and it's pathetic. The Tories? These issues disappointingly spread so widely and deeply under their watch. And you think it’s bad now? After the next election, it will get worse. And the election after that? Worse again. We need to protect our culture and legal system without apology. We need to draw a clear line. One law for all - no parallel systems, no special exemptions for Islam. We need to assert that Britain is a Christian country, built on Christian values, and that will not change to accommodate any other ideology. Ban Halal slaughter. Ban Sharia courts. Ban the burqa. Ban hate-preachers. Be assertive, set an example. Deport those foreign Islamists who hate our way of life and want to do us harm - we will not tolerate such intolerance anymore. Stop appeasing cultural practices that clash with British law and values. Halt malign foreign funding of mosques. Strip citizenship from dual nationals involved in Islamist extremism, and deport them too. Above all, we need to be honest. Because if we cannot even speak about this issue openly, we have already lost. Restore Britain will do just that. I hope you consider joining if you want to support us in that mission. We must unapologetically restore confidence and belief in our own identity, our own culture and our own laws.
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In 2020 Jeremy Corbyn MP was found guilty of facilitating antiSemitism by the 'Equality and Human Rights Commission', but was re-admitted as a member of the Labour Party!
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
It was just the other day that Trump was clueless to Pete Hegseth ordering the halt of weapons shipments to Ukraine. Today, Trump had no idea Putin is using chemical weapons against Ukraine. Shit like this is why world leaders laugh at the incompetent conman behind his back.
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
Replying to @OccupyDemocrats
Trumpers MAGA have failed
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It’s a surprise party! Most people’s spouse or family pay for theirs, but—surprise!—you’re paying for Donald Trump’s $45 million 79th birthday military parade. As tanks roll down PA. Ave and planes streak above, remember this is all courtesy of the taxpayers. Maybe there will be goodie bags for 14 million people who used to have Medicaid.
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So right the middle of the Arla Great North Swim event, Fri 12th June - Sun 15th June, lake Windermere, guess what @unitedutilities are getting up to? Yep, you got it, dumping sewage into the environment all of it heading into Windermere. Good old UU always dependable when you need someone to screw with your sunny weekend swim event.
Sewage currently on its way into Windermere - blue is currently discharging - green is it hasn’t discharged in the last 24 hours - white is suspiciously “under review” savewindermere.com
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Trump isn’t leading America—he’s looting it. Every move he makes funnels power, influence, and taxpayer dollars straight into his own damn pockets. This isn’t politics—it’s a fire sale on democracy, and he’s selling out the country piece by piece to pad his empire. xitter.cf/SkylineReport/status/1…
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Replying to @RoryDuncan1966
Communism killed Rhodesia. The bread basket of Africa has been destroyed. The fall of Rhodesia is an example that should reverberate through history, including the dangers of: - well intentioned Marxism, - leading to the replacement of competent managers with incompetent, - the loss of integrity & humility, and - the unfettered rise of corruption & selfishness in a few key individuals.
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So let me see if I've got this right. @Southernwater who sold off 35 reservoirs in just five years making £26 million in the process, who leaks about 34 billion litres of water per year from their badly maintained, underinvested, creaky old network of pipes is telling customer to stop using water, to ration it. Well that's alright then. thecanary.co/uk/analysis/202…
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A Turkish man visits Lahore in Pakistan. Describing it as a s**thole, does not do the place justice. -stinking piles of rubbish in the street -people defecating in the street -food prepared in the open air -completely unsanitary -lots of Islam
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
I walk around Tel Aviv as an Arab Muslim, and I never get questioned, harassed, or racially profiled. If a Jew walks around Gaza or the West Bank, they would get kidnapped or flogged to death.
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
Should praying like this in the street be banned, especially with thousands of Mosques available?
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Stay on his ass… (MSNBC) Some Democrats in Congress are starting to talk about impeachment. They’re right. It’s time to stop beating around the bush: Trump must be impeached and removed from office.
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Raise ✋if you stand with Ukraine
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Alright, everyone, start looking into this!
Executive Order 13848, recently renewed by President Biden, addresses foreign interference in U.S. elections by declaring a national emergency. It was issued under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) and the National Emergencies Act (NEA).
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🚨NEW: Vivek Ramaswamay, an incoming member of the Trump Administration, has announced plans to cut $120 billion in Veterans health care. RETWEET to let the American people know what they voted for!
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Ivan's Big Umbrella retweeted
9-10 November 1938 | November Pogrom organized against the Jews throughout Nazi Germany. Hundreds killed & died by suicide, 30,000 men arrested, over 1,000 synagogues burnt, over 7,000 Jewish businesses destroyed or damaged: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krista…
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