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The crossover I never knew I needed.
RJ Palmer @ LBX 637@arvalis27 Jun 2023
- Alien vs Bloodborne - I worked extremely hard on this. Please take a look.
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February's free 1-page RPG is EVERYONE IS SEAGULLS. You play thirty seagulls. The main mechanic is communal yelling. Patrons get it a week early here: patreon.com/posts/79006873
YOU ARE A SEAGULL. Your beak is a jagged shard of hate, your eyes twin pinpricks of malice, and your brain the words “FUCK YOU” written very small thousands of times on scrunched up gambling tickets. You’d be profoundly stupid if you weren’t so aggressive; your daily operations are so immediate, so self-centred and so vicious that you are almost impossible to outmanoeuvre.

ALT YOU ARE A SEAGULL. Your beak is a jagged shard of hate, your eyes twin pinpricks of malice, and your brain the words “FUCK YOU” written very small thousands of times on scrunched up gambling tickets. You’d be profoundly stupid if you weren’t so aggressive; your daily operations are so immediate, so self-centred and so vicious that you are almost impossible to outmanoeuvre.

YOUR MISSION. Your brain is an unrelenting pachinko hell of frantic ambition. You have a mission for today; it is your everything. Roll each time you take control of a new seagull. Fuck up the kitschy dog parade Ruin that kid’s beach-side birthday party Burn down the lifeguard tower Steal the uncooked fish from the chip shop Hog down so much fuckin ice cream you puke Wreck the yacht-based marriage ceremony

ALT YOUR MISSION. Your brain is an unrelenting pachinko hell of frantic ambition. You have a mission for today; it is your everything. Roll each time you take control of a new seagull. Fuck up the kitschy dog parade Ruin that kid’s beach-side birthday party Burn down the lifeguard tower Steal the uncooked fish from the chip shop Hog down so much fuckin ice cream you puke Wreck the yacht-based marriage ceremony

THE FLOCK. All gulls move as a single entity: the flock. The flock begins play with 30 seagulls. These are the names (and traits) of all the seagulls in the flock: Big Seagull Loud Seagull Sharp Seagull Feathery Seagull Distracting Seagull Grabby Seagull Flappy Seagull Tall Seagull Round Seagull Cruel Seagull Sticky Seagull Sneaky Seagull Muscular Seagull Fast Seagull Pointy Seagull Intimidating Seagull Surprising Seagull Dishonest Seagull Revolting Seagull Sexy Seagull Seagull that can do maths Heavy Seagull Seagull that’s in disguise French Seagull on holiday Seagull that smokes cigarettes Scabrous Seagull Seagull with a score to settle Luxury Seagull Seagull that wears a little hat Seagull that solves mysteries

ALT THE FLOCK. All gulls move as a single entity: the flock. The flock begins play with 30 seagulls. These are the names (and traits) of all the seagulls in the flock: Big Seagull Loud Seagull Sharp Seagull Feathery Seagull Distracting Seagull Grabby Seagull Flappy Seagull Tall Seagull Round Seagull Cruel Seagull Sticky Seagull Sneaky Seagull Muscular Seagull Fast Seagull Pointy Seagull Intimidating Seagull Surprising Seagull Dishonest Seagull Revolting Seagull Sexy Seagull Seagull that can do maths Heavy Seagull Seagull that’s in disguise French Seagull on holiday Seagull that smokes cigarettes Scabrous Seagull Seagull with a score to settle Luxury Seagull Seagull that wears a little hat Seagull that solves mysteries

To direct the flock to action, YELL. (Anything. Make a noise like a seagull if it helps.) If at least two other players* join in with the yelling, you command the flock to take immediate, decisive action - describe what it is. If less than two other players join in with the yelling, you (and the chump who joined in, if there is one) are cast out of the flock and your seagull is removed from play. If you try to secure guaranteed support before you yell or do anything tricky like that, you are cast out of the flock for cowardice and your seagull is removed from play.

ALT To direct the flock to action, YELL. (Anything. Make a noise like a seagull if it helps.) If at least two other players* join in with the yelling, you command the flock to take immediate, decisive action - describe what it is. If less than two other players join in with the yelling, you (and the chump who joined in, if there is one) are cast out of the flock and your seagull is removed from play. If you try to secure guaranteed support before you yell or do anything tricky like that, you are cast out of the flock for cowardice and your seagull is removed from play.

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nellie!
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sometimes you just make cinnamon-sugar toasts and reflect
i feel a bit blurry again.
ayo what da rat doin
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i feel like i once dreamt a story like the one in this AI picture and told someone dear about it? but it's like, even if i knew who that might've been, there's no way THEY'D remember if it's hazy to ME.
oh no. no no no. FUCK
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i thought about saying hello.
oh my god, they knew.
how’s YOUR day going?
nellie-belly is the worst dog. also she looks like a puppet cobbled together by a pack of traumatized children; an object of frenzy and misplaced, fearful worship. i guess i love her.
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eat a key lime greek yoghurt into which you have put slightly too many dark chocolate chips. eat it like a ravenous animal and then use your fingers and tongue to really clean the container out. there. go and live as i have lived.
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#ghostsontheradio
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need, though, is different! the quiet sister insisting upon herself.
this makes me feel happy, which i could do with. sincere thanks to all involved.
Alisha Rai@AlishaRai7 Jul 2020
we must protect this desi dad okay
hallows bathed in sleep unwanted.
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