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Goals for the rest of the year:
1. Travel somewhere alone for pleasure.
2. Save 5 million krw for deposit.
3. Read at least 12 books before 2027.
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my beautiful infant daughter has discovered she can make a sound exactly like the gasping death rattle of a poisoned lich, and uses it extensively when displeased, such as when I don't let her scratch my eyes
Reading bridget Jones diary bcs I wanted a lighter read than my current (pride and prejudice) but realized bridget Jones diary is just Stupid pride and prejudice
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bless this garlic and herb rotisserie chicken that it will nourish and strengthen my body. and bless this youtube video that it doesn’t suck so i don’t have to change it with my sticky fingers. amen
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haha yeah i actually didn’t get hot until after high school so i had to develop a personality. then i was hot for about 4-5 years and wasn’t hot any more. then got hot again around 27, stayed hot for 6-8 months, chopped again, got hot for my 31st birthday, then
In itaewon rn just saw a dude holding his matcha latte chasing his suitcase after it rolled down a hilly road 😭😭😭
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when my first serious girlfriend killed herself our friend made a cd in remembrance. all remixes of gangnam style. i was furious, decked him in the mouth real bad. we didnt turn it off and i was just yanking his head around sobbing in a honda fit with donk gangnam style blasting
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Thank you for your kind comments on hinge. But I’m not looking for love .. I’m looking for nothing. I guess I have fomo for the app .
