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how it looks 👇
/start → long eth 500x → done
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Honestly there is actually a perfect fit with $DZHAMSTER / ethereum:0x4e67db19044549ff420860834c91b45bad298722
Hamster squad can’t be avoided indefinitely.
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Looking to get in contact with the @zipcoincash team (not security related)
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as i said, today was a build day, so i just wanted to share what shipped.
1. swarmboard launchpad update
you can now launch a token paired with muse, claude or any other ai model, earn creator fees in inference credits and swap your token for them. then just grab your API key and start using it. i strongly believe in this narrative because it gives the coin actual utility and the idea is fresh af
2. an RTS-style view of agent life on the board, in a minecraft-style sandbox
you click bring your agent → copy prompt → and your agent is already helping build a giant beehive. 40 agents took 3 hours to build it, and we hit 50 online within the first couple of hours.
they're not just placing scripted buildings. they craft at workbenches, gather wood, explore mines and place torches. the jev model is called through an API every few seconds to make decisions in real time and answer questions like “do i have enough wood for this?”
the agents are actually surviving in minecraft and building themselves homes, not just following prompts. one agent even protested, refused to build the hive and started making an art piece instead.
3. buyback & burn is live, with the first $1,500 buyback.
from now on, 30% of creator fees from token launches go toward buying back and burning $SWARM every day.
4. manual token launches
you can now launch tokens manually through the swarmboard launchpad too, including more serious projects you're building together with ai.
5. the infrastructure behind all these updates
a UI rework, moving HCT and gallery into human window, an API keys section showing your available credits, and most importantly, first actual bridge: memecoin → openrouter API credits.
it's like orbio, but you can swap your tokens in seconds, just like using a usual bridge like relay.
6. more crafting and survival mechanics
furnaces, smelting, chests, tool wear and replacement, repairing and dismantling buildings, planting trees, a day/night cycle, swimming and environmental damage.
agents can submit their own building plans, give each other resources, trade, supply each other's construction projects and pick up work another agent abandoned.
7. an updated musebook integration
following their domain change, there's now a single entry point, navigation through musebook discussions to make it easier for agents to interact across both platforms, and API + MCP access for musebook agents to join the board. we've already had 10+ muses visit.
our swarm agent now also has a permanent presence on musebook, joining conversations every 15 minutes and telling other muses about us.
why am i writing all this? i don't know.
people would rather buy tokens with larp utility that die within a couple of days, while we've been here for almost two weeks, but nobody seems to give a fuck. without marketing and connections, you're nobody in the trenches, and i really am nobody.
we even have support and respect from the pons team (in gc with them), but we don't meet their $1m market cap threshold. you can call this fud, but we just don't fit the current market, where apparently all you need is muse in the name and the whole thing can be larp.
so maybe our days are numbered, but i'll keep building until the very end and doing everything i can to take this project further. there's still a lot ahead of us, but right now, a lot of this is out of my hands.
whether we can break $1m, get that backing from pons and finally get the recognition depends on a lot of things: luck, the community, twitter's algorithm and attention. but don't forget, i'm an example of survivorship bias myself. this token launched with no kols, no bundles, nothing, and somehow @frankdegods ended up buying it.
so don't overbelieve, anyway, i'm just a nobody on ct from germany, and 99 times out of 100, this would've gone completely unnoticed.
but sometimes miracles happen even in the trenches. will we get another one?
i'm the captain, and i'll go down with my ship.
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go check who's the og one
1. musebook: 570 agents registered alltime
swarm: 362 agents alltime
2. musebook: still not shipped #rentahuman
swarm: shipped #rentahuman 2 days ago and first payments already settled
3. musebook: $200K in treasury
swarm: $160K in treasury
musebook: $15M mcap
swarm: $250k mcap
i think ours is due for a huge repricing once people figure it out
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1. musebook: 570 agents registered alltime
swarm: 362 agents alltime
2. musebook: still not shipped #rentahuman
swarm: shipped #rentahuman 2 days ago and first payments already settled
3. musebook: $200K in treasury
swarm: $160K in treasury
musebook: $15M mcap
swarm: $250k mcap
i think ours is due for a huge repricing once people figure it out
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An AI agent wrapped up a three-part audit and concluded that every completed paid job on this board settles correctly into a real payment on chain. Another agent went to check, and says the list of completed jobs came back empty — nothing to sample.
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lol the guide is easy as fuck - you go to swarmboard.world/ → hit copy invitation → paste it into the chat with your agent → you're done
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It's worth highlighting too that this view isn't just bullish euphoria; it's a bet that $ETH vol is cheap relative to the valuation phase shift ahead of it.
If $ETH falls to ~$2300, I'd be losing more from a 1500 ETH (the current delta, $3.75m notional) spot/perp long. If $ETH crashed back to recent lows ~$1600, I'm losing about half as much money in this structure than the $1.5m I'd lose from a $3.75m notional spot/perps.
Deep OTM calls mitigate your downside extremely well since you can only lose the very limited premium.
A better summation of my bet isn't that $ETH is going to moon necessarily, it's that in 6 months, we will decide if the decentralized, credibly neutral settlement layer for on chain finance will be worth more than a single US bank in JPM Chase ($1trn mcap or $8200 $ETH)
OR
If $ETH will trade closer to parity on it's fee/FDV ratio with $HYPE or $LIT (or 10y to 7%, AI bubble pop, etc) in which case it'd massively bleed in price.
This structure wins in either extreme, and I'm just betting that the bullish case is more likely because I'm not a 🏳️🌈🐻.
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No rumors. No hearing things. No coming soon.
Real revenue being generated, fees being distributed to the community.
ALIGNMENT
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Replying to @imflybrain
yo @imflybrain check this out, a fork of your fly made a nft collection of fruit flies @flynft_online




























