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🤡 @LinkedIn
David Gagne retweeted
I can't express this clearly enough...
I fucking HATE LinkedIn.
It's the worst social media platform I've ever seen. MYSPACE was 10X better at least.
See this Instagram post by @buildpax instagram.com/reel/DZ82OILzq…
Serious question, folks...
Is the Founder of LinkedIn, Reid Hoffman, pedo-adjacent???
Like, why we just letting the Trump-Epstein Files® go??!!!
We are seriously C ö KKED as a country if we letting kid-diddlers just lead our gov't, social media platforms, and banking infrastructure, and interpersonal upward mobility...
Bruh, literally all THREE women in my life I ever thought I'd marry were raped as little girls prior to me being in their lives.
You know what I did?
Give them ALL THE F*ckING GRACE AND GLORY
You know how I got repaid for that ?
Welp, I'm currently on HOUSE ARREST FOR A F*ckING RESTRAINING ORDER by my last ex gf, Linda.
Why?!
Why Sway!!?
Because... I told her "Bitch, you don't F*cking listen!"
The only time I ever yelled at her and the only time I ever called her out her name.
She skedaddled light a Haitian bat outta the DR.
Never to be scene again!
Then, a few weeks later, I'm summoned to be crucified as a martyr for love in front of a woman-fearing bitch cunt of a judge named Jessica Marra.
Who granted Ms. Bellot a five-year restraining order that I have to abide by...
Needless to say, I don't give a F*ck about fake judgements and fake protections, legal maneuverings, and lying harpy bitches leading other lying harpy bitches led by the BIGGEST COCK (SUCKING) ROACH named... drum roll please!
Michael Allen Gagne...
is that my last name??
Yizzer..
That's piece of horseshit is my adopted dad (damn a**hole dicksucker)...
He manipulated Linda into having me Baker Acted so he could have all the time in the world stowing my car securely in his apartment building in Downtown Fort CrackLiquordale.
So, I lost my car, lost my assumed spouse, lost my liberties, lost my 2nd Amendment and my 1st (aka Gag Order)...
BUT I GAINED MY GOD!!!
So...
Only He can Judge me.
And you know what?
Jesus is my Defense Attorney.
So I am über-confident in the aptitude of my counsel.
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🖕🏾🫵🏾en tú culo🍑! Tú mentiosa shit-eating Maricón(s)
OK @reidhoffman , aye yo @JimmyKimmelLive , you still making the @realDonaldTrump Trump-Epstein Files® a mainstay in your monologues???
Suweet, maybe I'll be a guest on the show one day (soon)
Here ya go crüella wirld
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Enjoy a belly laugh, gratis!
And remember, I might hate you... but
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RIP Lil David Kidd Lewis
so fucking much. Wanna know why? Because I can smell his disgusting warmussy from my apartment in Hollywood, Florida. He's a huge vageen. Now he's a fucking trillionaire... Hmm 👹 If he can, perhaps! I just will, too.I really do hate tech nerds like@elonmusk
I really do hate tech nerds like @elonmusk so fucking much.
Wanna know why?
Because I can smell his disgusting warmussy from my apartment in Hollywood, Florida.
He's a huge vageen.
Now he's a fucking trillionaire...
Hmm 👹
If he can, perhaps! I just will, too.
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