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Joined January 2011
How productive I'm going to be at work tomorrow
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Clavicular realized he had to LOCK IN the second Hex slicked his hair back... bro suddenly knew he had MOGGING COMPETITION 😭💀
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Hot take: Girls would rarely go to sporting events if IG/social media did not exist
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Holy shit american chicks are cooked. Good luck to you guys.
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We're taking heavy fire in Nasdaqistan
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Replying to @RabbiJeffx
Palestinian
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Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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They are literally doing the meme in France 😂
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Nah the lone reply has me screaming LMFAOOO
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
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The spicy chicken sandwich they used to serve at school lunch.
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“This train is departing back to 2006” Me:
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Massachusetts, I would be honored with your vote. After four failed years, it’s time to make Massachusetts the best place for EVERYONE to live, work, and raise a family.
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Replying to @MassGovernor
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Replying to @StuartFeiner
The FBI is busy with other things.. I’ll take a look instead
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I wore Velcro shoes in 6th grade and one of the Black 8th graders saw them and shouted “This nigga got retard shoes on.”
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Account got hacked, we’re back
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"Hello, 911? I'd like to report there's a slut at a frat party. Yes, I'll hold."
57 men got the rape text, free pussy. No one called the police. 57. @Cornell
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What would that 911 call sound like? “I just got a text to come get some free p*ssy.”
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