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@mallcopsMA + @deltheband + https://xitter.cf/t.co/rl5cbtr0Gx.

 Somerville, MA
mallcops.co
Joined April 2009
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anyone hear a big fuckin boom in Boston?
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you met me at a very Somerville time in my life
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Big things coming #OwenFest2026
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My partner as we drive through NJ: which exit do I take? me, quietly: she Bruce on my Spring til I Steen
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the grinch is here i’m fucked
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me (a bridesmaid) to a waiter: “want a beautiful wedding”
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guess who did see mallcops today
kayla 🪐@tastlesshaze12 Sep 2023
guess who will Not be seeing mallcops and proper this weekend 💔
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fuck i forgot to request work off for the rapture
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“can i get two bud lights?” “i don’t have bud light but i have miller lite” “okay… can i get one bud light??”
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i’m in thailand, just wanna say this place is cool!
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For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme." It will NEVER make sense.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king@RaxKingIsDead5 Mar 2025
i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington
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WEIRD WEEK
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it’s crazy that i’m in a band with the two greatest guitarists in the world (Tyler Graham and Daniel Donovan)
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burt and I are listening to dance gavin dance in a parking lot in providence
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u ever listen to mallcops?
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this weekend i’m going to try to find out if i’m connected to the Citco sign
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man i love drag
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can anyone Lenderman some MJ?
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just did karaoke for the first time in 5 years and it was Glen Campbell and it was awesome
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