i feel like there is soooo much to say about t4t/t4c stuff that i would never begin to want to say on twitter. its also not a topic that is at all interesting or valuable, i just sometimes see some little miss somerville say something insane that completely shortcircuits my brain
baking fresh bread to make an uncrustable for her. im not very good at baking and ive never baked bread before, but probably she will be so happy. hashtag lgbt
well we were kissing and saying goodbye and stuff in my driveway and when i went to leave i was still all dizzy from looking at her and i backed into my neighbor’s parked car,, this may be my most expensive kiss ever !!!
it is both incredibly unsurprising and incredibly sad to see everyone in tech jumping to be racist about private keys shut up shut up shut uppppp u are miserable terrible people !!!!!!!!
when my friend gives me a queer pandemic haircut and i get pants for halloween and my lover stops being sick and when i get more oat milk and i have a yummy dinner and i go on a walk and i stop having dreams and i dont think about locking the door or my stove i will be normal <3
some of u are trying to nuance olympics ur reaction to renee rapp and are showing ur own internalized transmisogyny, but like,, idk i like the spirit
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Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach
Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?”
Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’”
“And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’”
“And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’”
“And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.”
“I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.”
“Are you aware of something called dorking?”
Alexandra Cooper: “No?”
Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.”
“It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’”
“I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.”
Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?”
Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.”
“When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.”
“I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”