she/her 🪸 23 🦦 dragon age, baldur’s gate, star wars, and other video games 🪲 i want the trust of every animal 🏳️‍🌈

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Joined March 2021
okay well i’ll have to think about this one
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me on the brink of a nervous breakdown greeting my students happily every day: hey thank u for the lovely bouquet ur sweeter than a peach but u don’t know the life of a showgirl babe did u like my joke was it good. i need some support
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this is horrifying and that person is terrible at their job but unfortunately this is also extremely funny
called 911 bc there were people having an altercation outside my house and making serious accusations, specifically of kidnapping. So I told the dispatcher that and he got mad at me and was like “maam WHO mentioned kidnapping? That’s a VERY CONCERNING thing to hear on a 911 call”
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i regret posting anything about the other game series i didn’t want any attention other than my oomfs
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bug✨ceo of cole nation retweeted
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the amount of dragon age jokes that immediately came to mind with this video is absolutely insane. here’s some rapid fire - hearing cullen’s anti-mage speech - literally any time meredith speaks - me seeing the endless repeated discourse on datwt
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the discourse thing isn’t applying to anyone specific btw. i don’t engage with most of it anymore im just a very tired professor who doesn’t have the energy to see the same things rehashed every couple months. love yall tho i love literary discussion keep it going
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bug✨ceo of cole nation retweeted
been walking around saying “then who tf was building the houses”
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bug✨ceo of cole nation retweeted
Maya is nominated for 3 Streamer Awards this year!! • League of their Own • Best Streamer Collab w/ @FaZeAdapt • The Sapphire Award Go vote 🥳🏆
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hawke showing up at skyhold
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bug✨ceo of cole nation retweeted
maya for league of their own!! no one doing it like her vote now: thestreamerawards.com !!
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this is a niche observation but i think walt whitman’s “hush’d be the camps to-day” is referencing antony’s speech from julius caesar because john wilkes booth tried to compare lincoln to caesar. so whitman flipped it and referenced antony’s love for caesar and his defense of him
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hey @YouTube you kicked me off of the group i shared with my family so i literally bought another subscription and now i can’t make a new family group because i just left a group. what the fuck is this policy
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so i’m paying extra for the ability to make a family group but it won’t let me make a family group. what the fuck
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i’m sorry they’re called fenris mechs
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i know i’ve posted like 3 banters in rapid succession but this one is an actual question. what the fuck are they talking about??? i thought they were doing one of those word association games but it still doesn’t make sense. what is happening here??
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THE RIVALRY LINE IS WILD VARRIC CALM DOWN 💀💀💀
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kirkwall being so dangerous for mages by act 3 that merrill can’t even go to the market is devastating. i’ve never heard this banter in the game but oh my god
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i’m writing a journal article about da2 and since i haven’t been able to get the transcript from the files im transcribing every scene i need by hand and it is painful
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“making a username is so hard”
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