buffycheddy retweeted
If you are a snugglebuddy expert then you already know that porcupine love apple slices but not everybody knows that. Some people think porcupine are allergic to apple slices and it isn’t true
Sunday buffy update:
I wish I could "WOO" as good as the dude who sings that 'Fisherman's Blues' song
I always try so haaard ... esp the "Woo Hoo Wooooo"s"
cant quite get it right, yet
Nailing the "Light in my head, you in my arms" shit tho
This is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me... "The Muff King", yo!
It's got a real nice ring to it.
87% accurate too
buffycheddy retweeted
Who knew Ethan Klein cheated on Hila with the killer from Sleepaway Camp...
Truly Klein/11 stuff.
buffycheddy retweeted
Replying to @scs_real
There is only one reason to get your tongue pierced. She’s going to get random dick pics for that alone.
I'm not gay
I'm an alpha male
But you'll never hear me say it
Replying to @buffycheddy
I'm not sure a gay man standing next to his other half in his profile photo is suitably qualified to judge what women should and should not consent to.
I'm great in bed.
I cum every time
Replying to @buffycheddy
I don’t think that comes as a surprise to any of the woman you’ve disappointed in bed.



















