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Hubby. Father. Cheater. (Alpha Male) Shit poaster. Saint Guinefort, pray for us. Veteran. Perry enjoyer. Pattern noticer. Gracie BJJ. gm fren.

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Joined July 2023
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Quite possibly my best work.
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If you are a snugglebuddy expert then you already know that porcupine love apple slices but not everybody knows that. Some people think porcupine are allergic to apple slices and it isn’t true
Porcupine eating an apple.
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Sunday buffy update: I wish I could "WOO" as good as the dude who sings that 'Fisherman's Blues' song I always try so haaard ... esp the "Woo Hoo Wooooo"s" cant quite get it right, yet Nailing the "Light in my head, you in my arms" shit tho
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Killing an Arab great song
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This is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me... "The Muff King", yo! It's got a real nice ring to it. 87% accurate too
Replying to @buffycheddy
And to you, sir Buff “The Muff King” Cheddy! 🍻
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Not 100% relevant but close enough for drunk Sunday. What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Paralympics?? Walking.
I don’t tell people who they can love or what their relationship should look like. But, if your boyfriend walks slower than you, you need to break up with him immediately
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Alpha male behavior
This is the future the atheists want
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The left has no contingency for this.
This is the future the atheists want
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Who knew Ethan Klein cheated on Hila with the killer from Sleepaway Camp... Truly Klein/11 stuff.
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Wake up Get money
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☕️ 😵‍💫
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☕️ womp womp
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I bet that one echoes
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Replying to @scs_real
There is only one reason to get your tongue pierced. She’s going to get random dick pics for that alone.
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I'm not gay I'm an alpha male But you'll never hear me say it
Replying to @buffycheddy
I'm not sure a gay man standing next to his other half in his profile photo is suitably qualified to judge what women should and should not consent to.
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I tbag friends
Have you ever tbagged your enemy?
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I'm great in bed. I cum every time
Replying to @buffycheddy
I don’t think that comes as a surprise to any of the woman you’ve disappointed in bed.
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Real nigga here. Day 4 after voting Vibe
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