3 weeks til the Grand Prix 😬

That time of year when you check every 5 mins to see if the back brake is rubbing 🚴‍♂️ #overindulged

The dummy, against Uruguay 👌🏻

Ah well, at least the country is in a great place outside of football… 👀

Play a decent team, get beat. The Southgate way.

Remember, they don’t give a shite if you like them or their documentary - only that you watch it. Desperate.

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“How dare they put money over lives?” That’s working out really well then #costoflockdowncrisis

The frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick #namethatfilm

Been a @OfficialBSB fan for many, many years and have to say @BradRayRacing is everything this championship needs, would love him to win, but my god if @tommybridewell could somehow do it… 😭

Please, please invite me to your next party.

The wonderful beeb are gonna have a shit-fit when they get round to looking at Lineker’s account. Or perhaps not.

Question for track cyclists out there (I’m thinking of you @boldy1664) - are we still unpopular for having wheels which are too round?

“Everything’s so expensive, why can’t the government do something?” What, like shut down the economy for months and dish out furlough payments like confetti? Oh, but Russia… this crisis must be their fault right?