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Private journal and notes of a civil war general

Joined March 2014
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Teams were 0-9652-0 in NHL history when trailing by 4+ goals in the final 3 minutes of the 3rd period entering Tuesday
THE JETS JUST RECORDED THE LATEST FOUR-GOAL COMEBACK WIN IN NHL HISTORY 🔥 THEY WERE DOWN 4-0 WITH JUST 2:40 LEFT IN REGULATION 😱
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🎥: Buffalo erased a 15-point fourth-quarter deficit to stun Miami, 34-31, in OT for its fourth straight win. Jason Wright accounted for four TD's, while Chance Morrow hauled in 12 catches for 199 yards and two scores. @UBuffaloFB | #MACtion
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Hey @espn if I were you I’d give @UBuffaloFB national coverage for the #MACtionMeatRaffle on Nov 18. The only tradition in college football that’s better than Penn State Whiteout happens at Broadview Stadium, the fellas who #PackTheTrack got something cooking
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“Where are you going?” “To find my mother.” “Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
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.@JDVance: "I was talking to my daughter who is 4 years old and I said...I'd like you to identify maybe a couple of toys you'd like to donate...she brings me two of her brothers' toys and I realized that despite my best efforts...I have apparently raised a Democrat." 🤣
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Now that’s truly terrifying😰🎃
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Happy 10-year anniversary to all who celebrate.
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Kucherov protesting the entire Tampa Bay franchise because he knows Lindy Ruff deserved the Jack Adams. Respect.
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The delivery of “we throw the child” and it’s Arnold is sending me.
RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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ZACH BENSON WITH THE GREATEST EMPTY NET GOAL OF ALL TIME
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Someone called it “The Bird Reich”
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The face you make when socialism finally re distributes your wealth
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Alec Anderson said he didn’t see the absurd touchdown from Josh Allen to Keon Coleman in real time, but this is how he knew: “I look up and I see Josh doing that like psychotic-ass grin, and I hear everybody screaming. So I'm like, ‘All right, something fucking happened.’”
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Bookstore owners in Paris realizing that the looters are black
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“Go Josh, Let’s Go Josh, Let’s fucking go” True love
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A sick view of a sick snipe. 😮‍💨
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"If You Have a Problem, That Means It Can be Solved. If It Cannot be Solved, Then It Is Not a Problem. It Is a Reality to be Accepted."
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“Women talk about their life as if it's just a series of events that happened to them and not a series of decisions”
Women talk about their life as if it's just a series of events that happened to them and not a series of decisions
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“Have we reached the ultimate state of absurdity where some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, while other people are not held responsible for what they themselves are doing today?” — Thomas Sowell
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