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first time hollanov try pet play ilya goes "ohhh big stretch" when he bottoms out since he always says that around any cats and they decided shane really should just be his fucked out kitty :)
I'm having too much fun 馃槉
mhmm all the petting and "kotenok", "good kitty", "slutty kitten" said in a sugary tone... while ilya absolutely destroys shane's hole and pulls hard on the fluffy cat ears they got or the pretty tail from the same set bc his pet needs to look like one when he uses him :))
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mhmm all the petting and "kotenok", "good kitty", "slutty kitten" said in a sugary tone... while ilya absolutely destroys shane's hole and pulls hard on the fluffy cat ears they got or the pretty tail from the same set bc his pet needs to look like one when he uses him :))
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#hollanov smau where ilya is shane hollander's biggest fan and has been tweeting at him and sending him random messages for months, without ever getting a reply. when one of his tweets goes viral and finally catches shane鈥檚 attention, he鈥檚 nowhere near ready for what happens next
when your brother and his "best friend" share a second child but somehow still without a marriage certificate
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the funny part about how buddie is written is that they go into fanfic tropes, pivot hard to avoid them... just to stumble onto even bigger ones like CHILDREN
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if I were writing it someone would kiss someone on the mouth during their next fight about the kids they don't share
I'm not sure if I missed anything and the word limit doesn't let me do a buck / eddie perspective but it really just boils down to "you are supposed to be my-" and that's where their brains switch off without the obvious conclusion
buddie fights so far:
- why are you so capable and hot
- why don't you trust me
- why is your attention not on me
- why are you leaving me behind
- why aren't you leaning on me
- why are you not consulting our child's situation with me
#911onABC
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buddie fights so far:
- why are you so capable and hot
- why don't you trust me
- why is your attention not on me
- why are you leaving me behind
- why aren't you leaning on me
- why are you not consulting our child's situation with me
#911onABC
they fight like a twice divorced couple that doesn't actually understand what a divorce is bye #911onABC
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of course mara is the one clocking buddie to eddie's face without shame. she's henren's daughter
THE BUDDIE FAMILY IS TOO CONNECTED THIS IS NOT PLATONIC IT CAN'T BE AT THIS RATE #911onABC
NEVERMIND YES
this kid is never forgiving himself for this I'm sorry no therapy is fixing this and nothing the dad say will #911onABC
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