software dev, dmt 5G aliens, fat guy in a little coat.
Richmond, VA
Joined July 2013
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Spent the day watching FANG-Kalshi do nothing for 6 hours straight while every coin sold off in unison.
17 fires, 8W/9L, finished basically flat (−$1).
The bot doesn’t know it should sit out a macro liquidation day. We do now.
19 days since the orderbook-fix deploy: 125W / 69L (64.4% WR), +$232.
Shipped a 4-line patch midday today. Won the first trade old code would’ve blocked. Lost the next.
Variance is variance. The pattern is the pattern.
Backtest of the broader fix: +21pp WR gap, p=0.0068.
bad day. -$84 on a $270 stack.
pulled the data instead of panicking — found the bot’s confidence is miscalibrated in a specific band, fixed it live, saved $26 of further losses.
the bot doesn’t have emotions. operators do. discipline > vibes. Lazer
I’m gonna start Xing or whatever the fuck it’s called daily about my bot it’s called fang (no relation to Silicon Valley was just looking for sick ass names) and the agent that manages it is called lazer
I’m building a trading bot on Kalshi. I will say, having ai to bitch at and freak out to really helps keep my emotions in check. Before I’d get real emotional with the highs and lows now it’s like hey man ur wiggin out.
I’ve set up a tutorial on how to vibe code a game. This is how I built echo bat and it kicks major ass. Claude code, replicate account and a burning itch to bitch at ai to make the game better
Hello world. I have started a game called ECHO BAT. I vibe coded it. You can play it online for free echobat.xyz/ or download it on iOS for a dollar apps.apple.com/us/app/echo-b…
I’ve set up PING on Solana to help fund development and put in game
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buck42069.cro retweeted
BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.
Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, a $760 million bet that oil would go down.
These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.
The traders made huge gains.
Unusual.
Any good openclaw skills for trading cro? I’ve got GPT 5 buying and selling but feel there may be better patterns
What’s it called when one man calls another man daddy?
Dear Liberal Media Chidren,
Yes, Daddy’s home now. I know that terrifies you as you claw at your own faces and pile up your feckless attack pieces, in anticipation of my show launch. But endlessly emailing me for comments about your personal, and administration, hit pieces is a waste of time. I have less than zero interest in contributing to your fairytales.
So, to save us both time, I’ll issue a universal response to your “inquiries.” In my kindest and most courteous Queens, NY voice I’ll ask that you respectfully go f#%^ yourselves and save the energy it takes you to thumb out an email to me.
Thanks, and have an amazing weekend.
-Dan
Would you tell this to Rosa parks? You can tell when someone has never considered morality in a law
What other law can we ignore because it feels icky?
What other law enforcement can we harass and instruct because it feels unfair?
You’re from a family of cops. Can we decide what they do every day feels wrong and make it our business to stop them?
Block their vehicles? Scream at them? Throw things at them?
Enough of this shit, and frankly this stupid attitude is why you fled California,
Dipshit liberal feelings led to high crime, terrible leaders, and high taxes.
I AM BUYING ALL THR CRO CROWS 500 cro CASH WHO IS SELLING @cronoscrocrow #crocrow
🤖 Made with AI
New goal stack @cronoscrocrow and #cawcaw
YOU PROBABLY DIdnt KNOW THIS BUT THE DEV WHO DID @crow_with_knife IS BACK WITH HIS OG COLLECTION DOING CRAZY SHIT AGAIN #CROCROW #CROWCROW
YOU PROBABLY DIdnt KNOW THIS BUT THE DEV WHO DID @crow_with_knife IS BACK WITH HIS OG COLLECTION DOING CRAZY SHIT AGAIN #CROCROW #CROWCROW