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Supabase or Convex?
I have come to learn the only superpower it has over convex is Supabase Auth (simple to setup and use)
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A puppy waking up in nigeria and realizing its lifespan is shorter than a phone battery under NEPA before it ends up in a calabar pot.
60,000 jobs? 🤣 Your businesses literally ran away from the absolute chaos in Lagos to seek asylum in Nairobi. You cannot sustain a tech workforce when half your staff is dodging kidnappers on the way to work
The last time you had a bigger celebrity than kenya you killed them. Go figure out your home affairs before we fuck you up
Replying to @buchabarn @palesaaaaaaaaaa
Why mention Trevor Noah when shithole Kenya doesn't even have 1 globally recognized celebrity?😭
The only thing the world knows about Kenya is it's poor, black and irrelevant😂😂
The internet is at our disposal, and it shows that you can’t even trace your family tree back three generations or locate where your own great-grandfather is buried. your entire national identity was synthesized in a laboratory in 1994
Braggin about Limpopo’s GDP per capita when the white minority owns over 70% of the commercial agricultural land and 80% of the corporate wealth is pure comedy. You are a black man flexing an economy built by the Dutch, to serve the Dutch, while you live in an informal settlement
You scored 5 goals against Eritrea, but the clinic registries show that for every 1 person testing negative in Nairobi, 5 are queueing for a fresh ARV prescription in Johannesburg. You didn't win a match, you just matched your national daily infection ratio.
Kwashiorkor is just a temporary nutrient deficiency that a bowl of beans can fix in 2 weeks. Can you remind us what a retrovirus does to your DNA and bone marrow? One is a lack of food, the other is a lifetime subscription to a public health pharmacy. Know your level buckethead
Imagine inventing 50% fanfiction about Kenya when SA national childhood stunting rate is nearly 29%, with some provinces crossing 40%. Your children are literally shrinking and physically losing height, yet you are on X typing with a hungry stomach. Fix your own plate first.



















