god is dead and i ate him

Hell, MI
Joined June 2020
love isn’t real
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fuck the guns. i’m voting for @laurenboebert so i can get a handy when and wherever i want
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i’ll see you in hell
chappell roan is such a phenomenon because shes the first lesbian to make good music
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anyone else have liquid poops in the walgreens parking lot today?
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They thought Obama was back in office.
Village kids see a drone for the first time
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I’m so high and I can’t stop laughing at this
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Her parents work at Lockheed Martin
I found my worst nightmare. I can smell the patchouli through this
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“where the hoes at?” me when the hoes arrive:
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Sam Pittman’s rack has me BARKING
This is what you call Huckabee Hell ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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don’t get me wrong, i love the vacation lifestyle but god damn do i miss my squatty potty & bidet
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her: i'm coming over you better NOT be smug dog cookie me:
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girlies that drive subies got the best coochies tell ur friends to pass it on
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no feeling compares to eating a kolache in the nude
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every day i wake up and choose coochie boss
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