You know who LOVES Matthew McConaughey???? Matthew McConaughey

If only Joel Embiid had one tenth of giannis’s heart… COULD YOU IMAGINE

Dear @grok…. Please stop showing me random girls all over my timeline…. It’s annoying now

The sixers are a HORRIBLE basketball team

Dark matter was a great concept for a one season show… pointless now…. Wrap it up…

I’m officially DONE with Joel Embiid

Does any human being work less than Mike Jerrick???? It’d be ok if I didn’t have to listen to that ULTIMATE KAREN they have on…. @FOX29philly @MikeFOX29

Ok @FOX29philly, here’s the new rule…. If Mike doesn’t wanna show up to work, then Mike doesn’t have a fucking job… this is getting old now… And alex looks pretty

this world has a MAJOR jason kelce problem... we're all screwed... it's never gonna stop... ugh

i'm officially done with pat mcafee... we get it, you say fuck all the time.... you're so cool... what a douchebag

Yo Brady cussing yo… imagine if Warren moon did that yo… you feel me??? Dis dat and da third yo… FO…… DA…… CULTURE…

Alright, we about to find out how cool Jalen hurts thinks he is

That episode of dark matter was really bad…. Like really bad…. But it’s the first miss in that show

The downfall of Wendy’s needs to be studied… they got INSANELY greedy… and now they’re fucked…. Adios Wendy’s

Wendy’s SUCKS… good job McDonald’s on national cheeseburger day…. FUCK WENDYS and their trump meat

Wendy’s sucks… it’s national burger day and they got nothing going on… Bye Wendy’s…

I absolutely HATE Jason Kelce…

We need to come together as a society and do anything we can to get Jason Kelce off my television screen… THIS IS NOW AN EPIDEMIC!!!!!!

My theory on Scott Hanson NEVER SHUTTING THE FUCK UP is this… they don’t want you watching the red zone… it’s the only explanation on how HORRIBLE it is to have running his fucking mouth ALL DAY LONG

Does Scott Hanson EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP???!?? Unwatchable