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Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house. The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes. (Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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Happy Halloween! I just went out trick-or-treating in my Elmo costume and got a pink glow stick, an apple and lots of candy. and plus, the Jack Skellington jack-o'-lantern.
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Fucking larpers
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“Knock knock” “Who’s there” “It’s the police, ma’am. Your son has been code rotted. He’s a pibby glitch”
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And the name of the new console is … Wii U!
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I feel like people only care about Mario games because they're Mario If they weren’t Mario games and were instead, say, Mahjong games, I don’t think they would get as much discussion and sales.
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I say let them have the muppets just let Walmart own the muppets
Walmart CMO William White views The Muppets as carrying broad consumer appeal and fresh relevance following a TV special featuring Sabrina Carpenter and their cameo at the World Cup final halftime show. (marketingdive.com/news/walma…)
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People who knew what it was: 1 People who googled it: 2 People who didn’t care about the 2000 hit film Almost Famous: 17
Dressing up as a niche character for Halloween is fun until you show up to the party and you have to explain to everyone what Almost Famous is
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Dressing up as a niche character for Halloween is fun until you show up to the party and you have to explain to everyone what Almost Famous is
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When you gotta lock in
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This game sucks
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Fine I’ll watch Nathan For You
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JOHN WILSON???
Harry out and about in New York today - October 16 (via People)
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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GOOFY STOP DIGGING IN YOUR BUTT
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How do I get into kingdom hearts twt @everyone hello pls
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harper. retweeted
Carrie E1-E8 if Chris Hargensen didn't exist:
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I don’t like how invasive people have been over Matt and Jay #funpolice
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Checking my inventory after the giant Ursula fight
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NOW SEATED FOR EDIE ARNOLD IS A LOSER
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