Conspiracy - All @premierinn's are built like faraday cages so you have no phone signal and they can charge you £6 A DAY for shite wifi that doesn't work.
It's 2026 not 2004.
Who are the best mobile network provider these days?
It sure as shit isn't @EE that's for sure.
Any suggestions?
Romesh proving why he's one of the nicest people in TV to work with. #CelebrityTraitors
There is a horse in my cabaret suite...
#BeatLukeLittler #Phoenixnights
Could this be some sort of @DerrenBrown project?
He's got something new coming out this year apprently.
It looks very very good!
independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
#theexperiment #Channel4
Ben Todman retweeted
Sometimes technology is amazing - Baroness Campbell's voice restored.
Wonderful to hear Baroness Campbell's AI-created voice @UKHouseofLords for the first time; a first for @UKParliament & among the first in any legislature worldwide.
More than a tech milestone, it's very much HER voice, a powerful one for a leading disability rights campaigner📣
We quite rightly have Relaxed Performances in theatre.
I’d like to propose Serious Performances.
No talking, no phones, no rustling through a three course picnic, and no running commentary.
Just two hours of shutting up and watching the show.
A mad concept, I know.
Ben Todman retweeted
Green screening the #Farage footage was inevitable 🤷🏻♂️ I’ll reply with the green screen footage so you can have a go too if you like.
Ben Todman retweeted
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.
It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.
But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.











