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Thoughts expressed here are my own and are often silly.

Cardiff, Wales
Joined May 2009
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Conspiracy - All @premierinn's are built like faraday cages so you have no phone signal and they can charge you £6 A DAY for shite wifi that doesn't work. It's 2026 not 2004.
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Who are the best mobile network provider these days? It sure as shit isn't @EE that's for sure. Any suggestions?
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Romesh proving why he's one of the nicest people in TV to work with. #CelebrityTraitors
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For just £11.99 you too can dress like @MayaJama #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK
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There is a horse in my cabaret suite... #BeatLukeLittler #Phoenixnights
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Ben Todman retweeted
I’ve drawn all content creators an important message:
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Sometimes technology is amazing - Baroness Campbell's voice restored.
Wonderful to hear Baroness Campbell's AI-created voice @UKHouseofLords for the first time; a first for @UKParliament & among the first in any legislature worldwide. More than a tech milestone, it's very much HER voice, a powerful one for a leading disability rights campaigner📣
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We quite rightly have Relaxed Performances in theatre. I’d like to propose Serious Performances. No talking, no phones, no rustling through a three course picnic, and no running commentary. Just two hours of shutting up and watching the show. A mad concept, I know.
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Green screening the #Farage footage was inevitable 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll reply with the green screen footage so you can have a go too if you like.
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Fuck You Europe. #Eurovision
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Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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Well done Sam, great performance. I still think the sound mix was shit though.
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This Delta woman will go far. #Eurovisión
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Disapointed for Switzerland #eurovision
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