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A clear, realistic take on what it means to bring manufacturing back to the US.
On the Warriors+/- pod, @ThompsonScribe suggested the @warriors rest everyone vs. Brooklyn on Mon (incl. @StephenCurry30 ) in order to set up the big matchup vs. @okcthunder on Wed. Instead they played everyone on Mon (3rd game in 4 days), lost, and now will rest everyone and lose in the OKC game on Wed. Now 0/2 here instead of 1/2 with chance for a big conf win vs. OKC. Gotta listen to Marcus. Sad! cc @timkawakami @anthonyVslater
Best $1 I ever spent. 🧅📰
.@BarackObama We have yet to receive $1 from you. The clock is ticking.
Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever bit.ly/3UzCV9L
@jeffiel Just gonna put this right here. It’s time to restore another global news icon. To claim its rightful place on the Mt Rushmore of journalism.
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The best “both things are true” statement on modern pro athlete contract negotiations. 👏👏👇👇
The two dumbest ideas in football negotiations are:
1. The belief of football clubs that bumbling around until the last possible moment to offer an acceptable contract is somehow a negotiating tactic that works well; and,
2. The belief of football players that a ball club should offer up what they want five months before they need to and if they don’t it’s disrespectful.
I get so sick of the puttering around by front offices. You know you will have to pay— just do it! And the passive-aggressive, pouting, emoji bullshit by players—just stop. NONE of that helps get a contract more quickly, my dudes. Start talking in good faith and keep talking until you hammer something out. In the meantime, STFU in public spaces.
Brian Mullen retweeted
AWS is committed to bringing the value of open source to our customers. Today I’m delighted to share our latest open source collaboration between Amazon Timestream and InfluxData. aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/run…
Timestream for InfluxDB is a new time-series database engine that makes it easy for application developers and DevOps teams to run fully managed InfluxDB databases on @awscloud for real-time time-series applications using open-source APIs.
As Founder and Chief Technology Officer at InfluxData Paul Dix put it, “Our partnership with AWS turns InfluxDB open source into a force multiplier for real-time insights on time-series data, making it easier than ever for developers to build and scale their time-series workloads on AWS.”
Couldn’t agree more—my team and I look forward to working with InfluxData in helping customers for all of their time-series workloads! Read the blog to learn more.
BIG BIG day for the @InfluxDB community. Time to Awesome just got better w/ #AWS & #Influxdb. Managed @InfluxDB is now available from the AWS console. ⏱️🔥
🎉Big news for @AWScloud customers! 🎉
Today we’re announcing Amazon Timestream for InfluxDB, a new managed offering for AWS customers to natively run single-instance #OpenSource #InfluxDB within the #AWS console.
I really wish more people were talking about this story when praising the wonderful Andy Reid. Thought so in 2019. Still think so in 2024. Be better.
Britt Reid cut the line into NFL coaching. Now he’s cut the line out of prison. A tragedy of privilege and protection and a still recovering little girl. sports.yahoo.com/britt-reid-…
Timely! 🤦♂️
Source: The #Pac12 has formally begun the process of separating from commissioner George Kliavkoff.
Yesterday’s @Niners win felt a lot like G7 of the 2016 @warriors-@okcthunder series. Outlasted a younger more dynamic challenger. Nearly died but survived. Hoping it turns out better than it did for #GSW that year. #BangBang
Inspiring story behind this photo. Saban was 49 when took the LSU job. 56 when he started at Alabama. Carroll was 50 when he took the USC job. And 60 when he started w/ Seattle. Couple of football legends who reached their greatest heights late in life.
Exactly correct take from @GusFarwell #pac12 forever. 🤘
Thoughts on the National Championship: the first thing I looked up as soon as we knew the teams was the venue. I don’t know how you stop a fully healthy M. Penix Jr and co on a turf field in a dome with no elements. Michigan would’ve been strengthened by some winter weather.
The game will undoubtedly be close but just look up how the Huskies have faired in close contests as of late. Also watch the last THREE games vs Oregon. Underestimate this Washington team at your own peril. The ability to score in seemingly no time at all comes in handy.
Either way, should be a great game and I know the Huskies will represent their university, state and conference with pride. 💪🔥🐺
Nice and well-deserved moment for Jordan Poole. #champ
They really had George Kliavkoff give the champ. trophy for the conference that disintegrated on his watch what an absolute embarrassment. 108 years of history down the drain. Dude has zero shame. #Pac12Championship
Kids: Sure Dad you can have some fries.
Dads:
The Komodo dragon is the largest extant species of lizard & can eat up to 80% of its body weight in one meal
While it mostly eats carrion, the view of a goat that gets swallowed in one bite is truly impressive
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