Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.
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There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had
Maybe now the world's most famous hedgehog? Big thanks to @SpichakSimon and Goober for being sources here. This was such a fun piece to write!
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Tarik Skubal had thrown 17 innings of scoreless baseball this postseason. He looked practically unhittable.
On two pitches, the Guardians scored five runs off him.
Baseball makes no sense sometimes -- and that's why it's the best.
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What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps. xitter.cf/dlberes/status/1830719…
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"Waiting For You" is out now—a love song written for and about the band. Thank you all for being a part of it 💘💘💘 Stream and buy tickets to the Forever and Ever Tour: linktr.ee/charlybliss
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The Light Phone III is a decision you make when you're finally ready to say enough is enough.
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Do you really want to spend your one wild and precious life putting marshmallows in jars? eater.com/24105047/you-dont-…
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In @FastCompany, I wrote about how wild it is that Ford, GM, and Stellantis no longer offer any sedan models in the US.
That's bad for Americans -- and it's risky for the Big Three.
fastcompany.com/91123174/det…
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Downtown West Palm Beach venue previously known as CityPlace gets new name ... CityPlace
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The Starting Line on Getting a Taylor Swift Shout-Out in 'The Black Dog,' 22 Years After Pop-Punk Band's Breakout: 'It's an Unexpected Showering of Love' variety.com/2024/music/news/…
