Host/Co-Creator @SFTRshow Director @parrotheadmovie @AfterPornEnds @EastCarolina🏴‍☠️Alum #OBX ex-pat & fan of unexpected journey’s.

Southeast of Disorder, CA
Joined February 2009
I tried to stand-up comedy for the first time & I didn’t bomb! True story, the first two jokes I wrote for this I had the incomparable @stevebyrnelive in my head because I thought they would work great in his act. Thanks for the inspo! Full set here: youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=RbTd…
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Hey @getpeakwatch Pretty shady that even after I stopped using your trash app months ago, y’all automatically signed me up for a free trial last week, and then charged me $50 WITHOUT WARNING.
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Chuck Norris didn’t want to die in the winter. So he made summer come early in LA.
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Bania keeps putting quotes around other people’s jokes and passing them off as them “his interpretation!” Who does this guy think he is, Mr. Emerald Fennel?
Had Wuthering Heights come out in the 1990s, there almost certainly would have been a Seinfeld episode about it.
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Our crowd estimate at the Peach Bowl Indiana 91.76% Oregon 8.22% East Carolina 0.02%
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
Here’s the video of the now iconic smoking Persian girl.
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
I was aware of the uprising in Iran in 2023. I followed it. I watched it. And I stayed quiet because I didn’t feel like it was my place to speak. I regret that. What’s happening in Iran right now isn’t politics. It’s people fighting for their lives, their freedom, and their dignity in the streets against a brutal regime. I stand with the people of Iran. Not performatively. Not selectively. Now is the time for the world to stand with Iran the people not the regime.
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The Mr. Beast bowl from Greenville, NC
What’s a bowl game that doesn’t exist but should exist?
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Steal our coaches, steal our QB. 🖕 YOU WE BALL!!!
The Pirates are back to back Military Bowl Champions!!! 🏈☠️🏴‍☠️
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
NIL has completely ruined college football Every player we have that can turn this program around just gets poached because we can’t afford the NIL they would get in P4 It’s not even fair at this point dude
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Our host @bryceless was in the gym with Sean “PUFF DADDY” Combs. TRUE STORY! #thereckoning #seancombs #PDiddyLeakedVideo #pdiddy Full episode/set here: youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=v4LX…
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Currituck Beach Lighthouse...150 years later, still lighting the way.
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Thank you my brother! Been thinking about it since the first time I saw your set at the Comedy Store with @ellie_bufkin! My new nickname for Pete Buttigieg and Greta Thünberg‘s plan for how to deal with the Israeli/Palestine conflict. Full set here! youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=9Xkt…
Replying to @bryceless
Congrats!!!! Welcome to the stage
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Hell yeah, Manteo! GO ‘SKINS!!!!
“LOST” BUT FOUND! @MHSRedskins (Boys Soccer) claims their FIRST EVER state title in Boys Soccer after a 1-0 victory over Gray Stone Day (penalty kick from Eli Jones). Manteo now has a ring in both Girls and Boys state soccer over the last two and half years (each coached by Ralph Cleaver). MVP: GK Hazael Alverez-Navarro. @SamWalkerOBX @OuterBanksVoice @robinsawyer @ManteoSoccer @NCHSAA
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Can I get a HELL YEAH! 🏴‍☠️ Thank you Pirate Nation 🫡
PIRATES WIN 🏴‍☠️
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Might go for a hike in Runyon, might order some groceries just to rage bait the 🤡’s that think they know what living in Hollywood is like. #LAflood
🤖 Made with AI
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It’s day three of daylight savings time in LA, and sometime around midnight I will be going to sleep for the third time today.
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Chances to make the CFB Playoff, per ESPN FPI 🏟️
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
WORLD SERIES TREY DAY🫨🏴‍☠️ @treyyesavage
TREY. DAY. Trey Yesavage starts Game One of the World Series! #WANTITALL
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