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Person: hey are you free today?
Me: shoot, sorry I’m busy :/
Me, alone in my apartment literally the entire day:
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trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct


































