Consulting programmer, obedient subject to a dog & cat, personal chef to one. WA ➡️ ATX
Austin, TX
Joined March 2007
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We’ve come so far since Freedome Fries 😪 xitter.cf/jdawsey1/status/961013… – at Crestview, Austin
"I want a parade like the one in France." Trump tells military to plan a grand parade, per senior U.S. officials. by @GregJaffe & @PhilipRucker: wapo.st/2Beb9aQ
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TV Screen: “You saved my child’s life by buying a Hyundai.”
[person awkwardly looks down at keys]
“Um... it’s a rental.”
#SuperBowl #Hyundai
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Commentary: By censuring Texas House Speaker Joe Straus, Texas #GOP proves it has abandoned the interests of the people | @reedgalen dallasnews.com/opinion/comme…
Too bad nothing matters anymore xitter.cf/maddow/status/95889951… – at Crestview, Austin
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This is Luna. She wants you to know she’s actually very tough. Only uses her human’s feet for comfort in the scariest of circumstances. 12/10
ALT tiny pug hugging her human’s foot
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This is Trigger. He does not know what happened to the trash can. Offended that you would even ask him. 12/10 no further questions
ALT adorable pitbull with his head stuck in a trash can
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worst. rap beef. ever. xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
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TRUMP: Melania, come with me on a trip to Europe
MELANIA: No, I want to do something less depressing xitter.cf/thehill/status/9565741…
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Welcome to #WakandaWednesday! Leading up to the film's premiere, I will be showcasing YOUR #BlackPanther cosplay every Wednesday. First up is the Children of Wakanda! They might have more swagger in the costumes than @ChadwickBoseman and I do... #Regram #MarvelHeaux
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The next hurricane or whatever is going to be because God thinks Edgar Martinez should be in the Hall of Fame.
As important as ratings are to Trump, I hope he has it televised xitter.cf/HemaMullur/status/9563… – at Crestview, Austin
BREAKING via @AP: President Trump says he's willing to talk to Special Counsel Robert Mueller under oath, says interview could happen in "two or three weeks"
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$12 per month for a checking account?
Some math:
If you have $1,000 in the account, $12 is 1.2% of it—per month.
Multiply by 12 months: people without much money are charged an annual rate of 14.4% for the bank to hold their money and process checks. xitter.cf/laura_nelson/status/95…
Bank of America will charge low-income customers $12 per month for their checking accounts unless they have a $1,500 account balance or monthly direct deposits of at least $250: wsj.com/articles/bankofameri…
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This is Benny. He got the pillow for his birthday. Slightly dispuppointed you didn’t edit away his grey hairs. Still loves it, though. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
ALT old grey faced golden lying on a pillow with a picture of himself on it
He’s just desperate to get to Mar-a-Lago this weekend xitter.cf/jdawsey1/status/954411… – at Crestview, Austin