Bryan Racine

If I see any advertisement capitalizing on Father’s Day - that doesn’t immediately remind me when Father’s Day actually is, I’m not buying that product. And I am probably going to forget Father’s Day just to prove a point.

I won’t rest until the future looks more like the @BurgerKing Kid’s Club circa 1993.

If my dog had an album it would be called What is going on around here?

The question is how could you not ask your inspector if the house is haunted?

“what got us here won’t get us there.” It is time to dawn a new age of consumerism. And the rat race must end.

you will see a page unlike any other on the site. I’ve looked. Two plus pages of dense text that literally is written to psychologically terrorize parents away from helping their children. The last thing Sofi wants is to lose their interest rates.

I love that my new bar for playing music is that if I don’t wake up the dog then it can’t be that bad.

This morning I was thinking to myself that the current was on fire... was actually listening to my Spotify playlist 🙃

New song goofin’ right now. Feels good. Also a mortgage agent said my student loans weren’t that bad and I got a little choked up.

I can’t deny it anymore. I write cowboy songs, and I like cowboy songs.

I think Ive only ever wanted to be a Midwestern pseudo-surfer filmmaker. If only that were enough.

I just asked Sir a question and her answer was so good that I thanked her without thinking about it. I’m just saying this is how the robots win.

Been writing this fantasy book for almost two years now, and it just occurred to me that I might be writing the plot of Fievel Goes West. Cool cool cool.

Writing lyrics - googles rhymes with ‘all’

I just found myself drastically concerned about a candles burn health. Maybe the internet is too much?

The most influential lyric ever for me was from Manchester Orchestra’s Simple Math - “What if it was true and all we thought was right was wrong.” Something clicked and I began to really question my feelings, assumptions, gapped history. The world needs this. @ManchesterOrch

My favorite people growing up we’re always the one who shared a look with you, like you were both in on a special secret against the rest of the world.

Have you ever tried to nap with someone, and you can just tell that they are not as committed to the nap as your are?

I just noticed whenever I get into a good workout routine that I take water, I don’t drink it. I’m somewhat of a nutritionist myself. #insertgreengoblinmeme

I’ll never forget driving in the middle of a very dark Texas night with some of the original Audiotree crew. We were delirious at this point, and everyone thought it was oh so funny that I said I needed a mammary board instead of an emery board. #shame