@bryanmacfarlane

Recovering accountant, five-star Uber passenger [update: five-star rating lost in August 2017], and once the youngest person in the world.

Joined July 2009
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When we used to fish, my dad would say "carpe diem" which he said meant "seize the carp". And that's how he lives every day, grabbing fish.
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The letters in Bryan L. Macfarlane can be rearranged to form Bryan Caramel Flan. Yes, I used to have a lot of free time.
The Takeout@thetakeoutJul 6
The Kirkland Signature Caramel Flan weighs a whopping 3 pounds. Despite the huge size, many customers have taken to social media to praise its sweet taste. thetakeout.com/2208842/costc…

This Costco 3-Pound Dessert Is Back And Customers Are Already Running To The Bakery - The Takeout

The Kirkland Signature Caramel Flan weighs a whopping 3 pounds. Despite the huge size, many customers have taken to social media to praise its sweet taste.

thetakeout.com
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Bryan Macfarlane@bryanmacfarlane6 Jan 2025
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i like food
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Diversity progress for the Oscars! There were an equal number of men and women nominated in the acting categories this year.
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went to see Oppenheimer and everyone in the theatre was shocked by the nudity and yelled at me to leave
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
100%the abdominable snowman
0%Jacked Frost
3 votes • Final results
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Douglas Heye@DougHeye8 Sep 2022
It's just fantastic. Would love to hear the other end of the story.
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Nick Turner@NewsyNick2 Dec 2021
Today’s date (using U.S. style) is both a palindrome and an ambigram, which means it reads the same even if it’s flipped upside down.
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My parents told me a restaurant I went to last night was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, but I just found out it wasn't. Which name for the building now is funnier?
50%Fake Lloyd Wright
50%Frank Lloyd Wrong
10 votes • Final results
Hope in a lab somewhere they’re working on a six cheese pasta sauce
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Mike Scollins@mikescollins16 Aug 2020
huge congrats to this dude who wore heelys on supermarket sweep
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KAM’s
Dr. Mike Sellraiser III: Sell on Earth@mike_sell16 Jun 2020
What if universities didn’t just have official colors but had official smells? What would your alma mater smell like?
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America is already great
The Takeout@thetakeout7 Mar 2020
Shuttered Taco Bell mourned in beautiful candlelight vigil trib.al/h6nnX4W
Tonight skips ahead at 2 am, immediately to 3 am. So if you ordered a pizza tonight for a 2:30 delivery, WHAT TIME WOULD IT SHOW UP?
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Apple Weather is all set for daylight savings time
Just call it Avatar 2 and start cashing checks
CNN International
@cnni12 Feb 2020
Superhero film "Birds of Prey" is getting a name change after disappointing box office results this weekend cnn.it/2SCjPyR
Proud of the victory for representation symbolized by Parasite’s Best Picture win, and what it means for people secretly living in basements everywhere.
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America is already great
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Just walked by a “Five Below” store for the first time, where apparently everything is five dollars, or less than five dollars, or more than five dollars. What a concept.
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