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I drove my kids around in a Minivan while they threw things at me. Now, they just throw things. I also make podcasts, movies and TV shows

Nowhere I want to be
Joined March 2009
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I had just finished telling my wife how much I love our kids and would do anything to make them happy. Then, a few moments later, one of them came into the room and farted in my face.
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🥹🥹🥹🥹 via @ProFootballHOF
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just two dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever
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This is the rabbits version of social media.
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If the NRA had made Star Wars
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Great. Not only can I be annoyed by my family walking in front of the TV but the back now too.
Replying to @AngryTomtweets
10. LG unveiled their new transparent TV
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36 years ago tonight, an underrated classic. Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse The opener 😂😂
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Awkward gift giving is always fun?
NO WAY… THE #BILLS GOT A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR JOSH ALLEN THIS YEAR. “You have him for 6 hours.” 😭😭😭
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The fantasy of everyone over 50 years old.
This guy made a motorised bed so he could go everywhere lying down
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CONGRATS! This single mom and her kids had an emotional reaction after learning she passed the bar exam on her first try. 🥹
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University of Nebraska invites Jack Hoffman (age 7, with brain cancer) to play on the field where a crowd of 60,000+ were chearing for him. It’s bigger than sports ❤️🙌🏼
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My wife says the same thing about me…
Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question.
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Heartwarming: Blaze Mayes was born with Down Syndrome and all he wanted was to suit up for his high school football team. He finally got to play, in the state championship no less.
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“It’s my birthday and my father said I can have whatever I want!” #WorldSeries2024 #DodgersVsYankees
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A teen with Down syndrome visits mother's grave to tell her that he graduated
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Me singing to my dogs 50 times a day.
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This man created a suit to simulate what it feels like to raise children
Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise testing out his bear-resistant suit.
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