we don't drink pepsi, we just sell coke life-debt owed to @DoubleNaeBow

Joined January 2019
Is it really that easy to forget your kid in the scorching hot car? #CarFacts #KidFacts #BurningQuestion #ItsLit
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kinda thought building giant coliseums to distract the masses with boorish spectacles was like a late stage empire go to
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your honor my client was simply being a dude who rocks
A New Jersey man is facing a terrorism charge after he intentionally crashed his vehicle into a police station while blasting "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses abc7.com/new-jersey-car-cras…
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I can’t stop looking at this
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If Mozart was alive today he’d be posting things like “she Pachelbel on my canon until my D’s major”
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SISYPHUS: what’s up guys today we’re making another attempt at getting boulder to 100% of summit. My current record is 98% but I’ve come up with a new strategy that might get us–Wow, magnes just donated 50 free subs, can we get some laurels in the chat for magnes
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This lady on Tik Tok is currently digging a system of tunnels under her house and her replies ,
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King 🅱️ retweeted
INTERVIEWER: As the most powerful politician in the US, what’s your policy on climate change? 97yo POLITICIAN: Umm.. 🤔 hbng *3 minute pause,* 👨🏻‍🦳🤏🕴️Bran flakes 🤤 AIDE: The world burns🕴️He will sell both match and extinguisher😊 ONLOOKER: i could have a beer with him 🫵😳
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SNACK LIBRARY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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i think the rudest thing you can do these days is send someone a calendly link
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Good Morning!
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King 🅱️ retweeted
Them boys pickup one hay bale and those jeans are cracking open like a pistachio
Iowa is one big small town! No better way to close out the @IowaStateFair than with @Jason_Aldean!
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King 🅱️ retweeted
He got them Chinese finger trap legs
Iowa is one big small town! No better way to close out the @IowaStateFair than with @Jason_Aldean!
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Grown ass man sounding like Mickey Mouse while sobbing “oh my god. Oh my god. This is what furries do to you man!” after getting lightly tapped with a megaphone by a guy in a dog suit is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. 10/10 tweet
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King 🅱️ retweeted
Just found out that the “Hot Sauce Urethra Challenge” isn’t a real thing. It was a prank created by my shithead nephew Conner. And the ninety second video he took of me screaming in agony trying to “piss it all out” did nothing to raise money or awareness for mail-in voting.
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how much would u pay for me to put u in one of these temporarily? got a business idea cookin’
Halo-gravity traction is a technique to gently straighten the spine of children with severe scoliosis.
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