Bruce Mac Vicar

Dog Humor: I have 13 bite marks on my leg. I get those every time I try to feed my dog lettuce.

Dog Humor: When did postal carriers start delivering mail with trucks? At the same time that Pit Bull breeders increased production

Dog Humor: What happens when you cross a Chihuahua with a Mastiff? You get a little thing that can bite your head off.

Dog Humor: I thought it was clever to teach my Mastiff to dance on his back legs until he submitted a request on his Christmas list for a ballerina dress.

Dog Humor: I tried making money in the dog fighting underworld but the only move I could teach my Chihuahua was to run.

Dog Humor: Who's most evolved? Dogs have had pedigree tracking for hundreds of years. Man only recently came up with Ancestry.com

Dog Humor: I stopped writing my dog jokes because there were too many complaints about the raucous laughter they were causing. You wouldn't think that one child laughing in the world would illicit so much negative feedback.

Dog Humor: My dog never gets it right. Last night a burglar broke into the house and I whispered to my dog, "Go fetch my gun". He went straight to the frig and brought me a cold beer.

Dog Humor: The closest I can come to getting my dog to give me a back rub is to lie down on my stomach, place him at my feet and place his food bowl in front of my head.

Dog Humor: I thought that if I repeatedly demonstrated how to rub my back by rubbing his back my dog would return the favor. All he did was fall asleep.

Dog Humor: Why is it when you place an expensive new dog bed at the foot of your bed your dog still comes and sleeps in your face?

God bless all current U.S. military and all U.S. veterans. Thank you for your service to our country.

So if there isn't a God who loves us and wants to forgive our sins, why has man gone to so much trouble to concoct atheism? Perhaps wallowing in sin creates the need to mitigate guilt with philosophy?

The book of John was written so that you may believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, and thus you may have life in his name. John 20:31

Referring to his risen body, Jesus said, "Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed." John 20:29

Jesus breathed on his disciples and said, "Receive the holy Spirit. Whose sins you forgive are forgiven them, and whose sins you retain are retained." John 20:23

After rising from the dead, Jesus said to his disciples, "Peace be with you. As the Father has sent me,, so I send you." John 20:21

After rising from the dead, Jesus said, "Go to my brothers and tell them 'I am going to my Father and your Father, go my God and your God'" John 20:17

Jesus said, "For this was I born and for this I came into the world, to testify to the truth. Everyone who belongs to the truth listens to my voice." John 18:37

Jesus said, "My kingdom does not belong in this world." John 18:36