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Joined January 2013
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my body is a temple and I treat it like a frat house
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grace@gracefishloveSep 30
it’s october and i love you
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Paid off the remaining balance on the hospital bill so I officially own my son outright 😌
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The first person Jesus revealed himself to after resurrecting was a hoe but you think you too good to be in love with one. Jesus’s absolute favorite person was a hoe. You think you better than jesus?
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@ma1ybe14 Nov 2025
My aunt and uncle got divorced today. They are no longer married after 57 years. They're Still in love but divorce was necessary because of uncle's medical bills. Now, when uncle passes, aunt won't be saddled with $277,000 in debt. She's free & the house is in her name. I'm So sad that decades of marriage comes to an end because of the American medical system.
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deniz ✧@smhbillie27 Oct 2025
rosalΓ­a singing german opera on berghain was the last thing i was expecting
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πŸ˜‡@turtlekiosk8 Aug 2024
they banned me from the gun range because i kept practicing letting a single tear roll down my cheek as i pointed my handgun at the target
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Its so confusing sometimes to be a girl (gay man aged 18-35)
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Culture
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i come alive in the back of a taxi. looking out the window is my job
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If beauty is pain you look comfortable
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Alex@midsmoker345 Feb 2023
that man Ronald mcdonald just kick it with anyone what the fuck is grimace
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Liv :P@liv_username7 Dec 2022
If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know πŸ™
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feeling hamburger helpless
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"What about straight pride?" – at Belfast, Northern Ireland
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cory@coolmathgame_12 Aug 2021
first person to perform surgery: [cuts guy open] ok…. what the fuckkkkk am i doing
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gabe bergado@gabebergado15 Jul 2021
mixed kids and their white dads
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