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Seattle, WA
Joined September 2014
Replying to @ImMeme0
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🚨🚨MAKE IT GO VIRAL! “They are literally allowing this people to fvcking die in the mountains right now because we can’t get helicopters.” Jonathan Howard with the Florida State Guard Special Mission Unit who is assisting Aerial Recovery says they desperately NEED helicopters.
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This is insane. Goodbye @Adobe
I just cancelled my Adobe licence after many years as a customer. The new terms give Adobe "worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute" or do whatever they want with any content I produce using their software. This is beyond insane. No creator in their right mind can accept this . You pay a huge monthly subscription and they want to own your content and your entire business as well. Going to have to learn some new tools.
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Serious question. Why does CAPS LOCK need to exist? It's main job for me seems to be so ruin my flow when I accidentally hit it. Do they really have aLL OF US OUT HERE GETTING FRUSTRATED AND DISRUPTED just so sociopaths can type in all CAPS with ease? #ENDCAPSLOCK
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Spent nearly 3k on an @Alienware about a year and a half ago because I wanted a premium powerful @Windows device. What a piece of worthless buggy garbage. Nothing but constant crashes, freezes, and fans blowing when nothing should be happening. Don't buy #DELL or #alienware folks
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I've been off this platform for years. Where are my old school #windowsphone people at?
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10 amazing websites that cost you nothing, but will save you hundreds of hours of your life:
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If you say "food for thought" instead of "thought food", I'm gonna have to find you inefficient.
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Wouldn't it be cool to have a "@Windows" app that serves as a cloud based desktop I could access from any browser as part of my @Office365 cloud aps? I'd like that. Yes I'm aware of virtual desktop solutions.
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Props to @TampaElectric for getting our back on so fast tonight! We had a massive outage in the Seminole Heights area and it was back on in no time! Thanks to all the folks who responded so quickly!
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Beating Metroid Dread was a real bittersweet moment. I think it's the best game of it's genre I've ever played.
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The new Metroid is fantastic.
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Pro tip, don't tell @anthonyjeselnik jokes on your team standup meeting even if you think it it's safe.
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My @Dodge Ram 1500 is literally the end of this mini rainbow. Knew this truck was gold.
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This bus was Felin itself. – at Lublin, Poland
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Damn, lol @IKEAPolska firing shots at @Windows. I never see this screen. – at Lublin, Poland
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A bit late but this was my day after Thanksgiving sandwhich. I still miss it sometimes. #sandwich #thanksgivingsandwich #damnbruhthatsandwichwasballer – at Bouguenais, France
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How are you feeling today? – at Bouguenais, France
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Hey @googletagmanage and @Atlassian can yall please please roll dice or play paper rock scissor to see who changes their browser tab logo? Biggest small annoyance of my work days. Here's what you guys look like with lots of tabs open... – at Bouguenais, France
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