@broooks_414

lord of the worms, king of the dirt

 Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2014
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He’s preparing for his stand up debut. Get ready for The Third Term Tour: The Biggest Tour of All the Tours
Lori Spencer@RealLoriSpencerOct 21
Never thought I’d ever hear a president say this. Dude, what. 😳
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Harry@pop_manifesto_Oct 10
I’m Uncle Pussy with Dateline NBC
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sensible seal@juice_enthusiasOct 9
Do you swear to tell the pussy the whole pussy and nothing but the pussy so help you uncle
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Kid Riles@kid_rilesOct 8
Wife: I smell weed in the garage. Are you high at 9:14 am??? Me:
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seamus@fen_lonOct 10
how fortunate that Get Fucked Up Friday comes after Get Fucked Up Thursday and Get Fucked Up Wednesday
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𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖊𝖑
@deathbysalesmanSep 30
Hey that sounds great and normally I'd love to but I'm actually getting raped by 10,000 demons right now. Yeah I'm actually being tortured in hell right now. Yeah the hell from the bible
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterSep 30
Found another hot dog in my dreamcatcher this morning
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Male Body Inspector@tommyveggiesSep 30
(To the tune of Superstitious) Very tiny penis And also the balls
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Zac Celedonia@ZeFlashNFLSep 28
why is she talking like that
Up & Adams
@UpAndAdamsShowSep 28
Aaron Rodgers secret weapon is... facing younger star quarterbacks? @BruceArians | @heykayadams
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ricky ackerman@bbydjinniSep 23
That adderall n redbull combo in the morning is like 2 factor authentication but for signing into my own brain
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george glooney@smoothmeatyaSep 25
Incredibly well written joke
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g.@redfourdSep 23
Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs
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Sarah@SarahDuggersSep 23
Your toddler as soon as a disabled person gets on the bus
uk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Waiting on my younger friend's birthday to strike midnight so I can call him a pedo for dating a highschooler lol classic. Happy 36th birthday Kyle
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
@itsme_urstrulySep 21
there’s probably a dog somewhere who thinks the mailman has attempted to invade his home 1,000 times and he has successfully stopped him every single day
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Ock ☠︎︎@OcksClosetSep 20
DeKaylin Zecharius Metcalf
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Tad Wissel@DVE_TadSep 20
Time is a flat circle.
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@AB84Sep 20
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Jersey Jerry
@Jerrythekid21Sep 20
Dogshit team
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