i sort of always knew...
I just got result 'Rich Southern Aunt' on quiz 'Which Brian Jordan Alvarez Character Are You?'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/LlWka2?p=5449… via @uquiz @brianjoralvarez
every office toilet just takes your toilet paper and shreds it up but leaves the pee in there. sick of it. sick of it all.
not sure if everyone knows that the best way to start your day is by saying "i love you puppy" to a dog in your bed
instead of tomato girl summer, which is every summer for me, im doing fat bastard summer. its when i just keep quoting fat bastard all the time.
(i do think ive tried this before)
i took the subway...for the first time in years...to brooklyn...and i gotta say. still dont care for either!!!
take me back to nyc, 2012, during restaurant week where me and my friends would revel over a little 40 dollar prix-fixe menu somewhere sooo bad
my dad told me today i was "out of my tree" and he's absolutely right. i am so far out of my tree these days, its alarming.





