could not talk or talk forever

Joined March 2010
why are you so inclined to make that subaru fast and loud?
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watching your toddler eat soup will make you wanna see god
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sort of cant believe just like anyone can go and send an email directly to you.
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bodegas need to sell looseys but theyre tampons
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every conversation i have with my mom could kill me
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i be out here complaining about rubbernecking like its the 50s
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this is how you promote
Album Came Out… Think Its Good
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being blonde is incredibly embarrassing
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i do like the cop slide discourse, i do, im not above it.
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every office toilet just takes your toilet paper and shreds it up but leaves the pee in there. sick of it. sick of it all.
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not sure if everyone knows that the best way to start your day is by saying "i love you puppy" to a dog in your bed
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not for nothing, but i sort of think spotifys gone downhill since i left
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Brook Schnablé retweeted
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instead of tomato girl summer, which is every summer for me, im doing fat bastard summer. its when i just keep quoting fat bastard all the time. (i do think ive tried this before)
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update: tested this out tonight, HUGE laughs
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i took the subway...for the first time in years...to brooklyn...and i gotta say. still dont care for either!!!
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take me back to nyc, 2012, during restaurant week where me and my friends would revel over a little 40 dollar prix-fixe menu somewhere sooo bad
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my dad told me today i was "out of my tree" and he's absolutely right. i am so far out of my tree these days, its alarming.
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since i have brown hair i have to be for oppenheimer. i am as disappointed as you are.
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