matt lewis retweeted
Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
Replying to @DougDucey
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2
matt lewis retweeted
it’s like the joker complaining about the terrible state of gotham’s water supply nytimes.com/2022/05/14/us/po…
“Resort Fees” at regular ass hotels is the funniest shit that ever happened. Hell yeah hit me with that $39/night for local calls..,
In all seriousness, is @British_Airways out of business? Anyone know how to find a human to talk too?
If you need the soft dulcet tones of Great British Bake Off…My friend Roger (not on Twitter) made this and it kills me…
you all have some real intense reactions to "sheet pan dinners" and I just want to say, there are other more important things to focus on.
nytimes.com/2021/12/06/dinin…
"Diet Dr. Pepper with sugar-free vanilla and coconut flavored syrups"
Food Editors: "How can we make people's life feel less joyous?"
The winning pitch by a large swath of journos "Here are 12 reasons why apple picking is worse than murder."
ny.eater.com/2021/7/13/22568…
Um, how can a restaurant in Brooklyn afford to hire a high-powered crises management team?
just know that from a very young age my mom ingrained in me that death was a foregone conclusion if I ate any food from a dented can.
Obviously New Zealand did an AMAZING job with regards to their Covid strategy, but I do not see how you can compare America (massive population, bordered by two countries, etc...) to a tiny island nation.





