this will be my pinned tweet

my grandpa invented the wheel and also the cheese slice

eat an entire box of fruit snacks

hmm something smells fishy 🧐 the fish: 😏

mrbeast can I have an iphone at mr beast hello at mr beast

they should invent a new sport

life: like a videogame

a million seconds is one shower but a BILLION seconds is three showers 😯

buddy pal

the future of humanity WILL be using only x money

oooo I got x money 🤑🤑🤑 mom dad look I got x money 🤑🤑🤑 hey you wont believe this I got x money 🤑🤑🤑

the simpsons predicted verity

what if it actually rained tacos, like from out of the sky

new number is fortnitemillion its bigger than a million and also a billion but not a trillion because a trillion is a lot

ive never counted past ten simply because ive never needed to

counting my days until I can count more of my days

would a fifth wall break be from the perspective of the ceiling or the floor

its called rock music because you're supposed to throw rocks at the band

do NOT spill your drink in missouri apparently its a sign of weakness there

I had a burger for lunch and uh yep it was good

minecraft