Performer & producer. Grand Designs enthusiast. Creatively developing throughout 2023. On Wurundjeri land ➡️ https://xitter.cf/t.co/dkgSMbM5VP

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined October 2015
Art is subjective. Reviews are subjective. But every so often one come along that is so lovely it makes you cry. One show of Waterloo left at Bondi Festival - 5pm today Full review: cityhubsydney.com.au/2023/07…
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Hey Sydney! Me and my pimped up leaf blower will be performing my show Waterloo in you next week at Bondi Festival! Get your greasy mitts on some lovely tix here: bondifestival.com.au/event/w…
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caught dress rehearsal of this today and simply ADORED everything about it. GO, fucking GO !
We open OH DEER! at @risingmelbourne tomorrow! Four shows only - don’t miss this dark magical madness! @aphidslab Tickets selling fast: rising.melbourne/festival-pr…
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We open OH DEER! at @risingmelbourne tomorrow! Four shows only - don’t miss this dark magical madness! @aphidslab Tickets selling fast: rising.melbourne/festival-pr…
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The Irish guy HAS cooked before right? #masterchefau
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Really pumped to be touring #Waterloo to Bondi Festival in July! Early bird tix now available so snap ‘em up! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Three Weeks UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The Stage UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - The List UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Spy in the Stalls UK ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Timeout bondifestival.com.au/event/w…
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Due to popular demand more tickets have been released to this special one-off performance of #onstagedating !!! Wed 19th of April 6.30pm at The State Library of Victoria & tix are FREE Quick! Grab them here: bit.ly/41UsD5h In partnership w @melbournefringe & Metro
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🔬 We're still experimenting! Join us at @Library_Vic for weekly performances by local icons. ⭐ Yumi Umiumare ⭐ Deep Soulful Sweats ⭐ @bronbatten ⭐ @missrenpen 🎟️ slv.vic.gov.au/experimental Presented by @Library_Vic, @metrotunnelvic & @melbournefringe 📷 Deep Soulful Sweats
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application: 2000+ words and a detailed budget rejection feedback: 19 words cute
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Hey @edfringe 👋 #wtaf
I really want to know what @edfringe & @Edinburgh_CC are doing about #EdFringe accomodation - I've just been quoted £37,450 and £54,800 for 2 different 4 bedroom flats. That's more than the combined budgets on the 3 shows we're taking!
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Does this mean she can finally come and be our Prime Minister? #jacindaadern #askingforaustralia
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A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️
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Ghost costume 😂
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Bron Batten retweeted
Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.
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Saw a handsome man in a pie shop & the cord of my coat caught in the top of the bin lid, pulling it over. Then later at the train station a group of giggling schoolgirls chased me down to tell me I had a long piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I am KILLING IT today
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Not employed or unemployed but a third worse thing (freelance)
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The perfect book display doesn't exis-
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Bron Batten retweeted
not a single banksy since the queen died. coincidence?
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