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nothing more pure on this earth than a shimbo telling another shimbo how yoked they look
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🅱️orkkvlt retweeted
For @nplusonemag, I wrote about how we're living through the post-9/11 period all over again, in all the worst ways nplusonemag.com/online-only/…
@VerizonSupport four VZ owned utility poles are on my property. One of them needs to be moved for a planned construction project, and it recently caused damage to my home. I have been calling VZ CS about this for a month.
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🅱️orkkvlt retweeted
Yellow skies giving you climate anxiety? 😰
Then let us show you how we're going to end New York's climate pollution! 💪
youtu.be/-G7yuU1_AHY
babies are so funny. they’ll go through the whole range of human emotions in reaction to a high contrast drawing of an apple
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🅱️orkkvlt retweeted
Hate to say it, but AI art and entertainment has me excited for several reasons:
1. I don't understand what makes things good
2. Startled and confused by human expressions and hands
3. I type how to kiss into quora before dates
4. My personality is one time I googled stoicism
there is lots of baby gear you will only use for the first 6 months, and inevitably people will try to convince you to skip it because of its limited lifespan. but here’s the thing: i would pay $50 for anything that made my life 3% more convenient right now.
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why do so many great baby and nursing products originate in australia? is there some kind of innovation grant program?
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after months of 🥴🎢👵, why has my brain decided to come 100% back online less than a week before the start of maternity leave???
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one regret as i near the end of this pregnancy:
i wish i had spent like $200 on some insane hypebeast t-shirt on eBay at 25 weeks and made it my signature look
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heard a rumor from a costco employee that they’re discontinuing the food court program. earth shattering stuff
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